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sorry. if your name is actually Jesus, i meant to say that if you could please maybe help out with this it might be great with lots of loving contributions from interested parties.

INS JESUS FUCK GET IT RIGHT

THANKS KEV NOW I KNOW THE REAL STORY. KEEP IT CUMMING.

I'm not sure what this thread is about, but i'm here to fling poo.

WE SHOULD REQUIRE ALL MEXICAN AMERICANS TO USE A BIDET UNLESS THEY CAN DISPLAY A GREEN CARD.

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA dismiss

http://www.amazon.com/Rampaging-Fuckers-Everything-Shitting-Atmosphere/dp/1933929782/ref=pd_sim_b_4

Dude Euros have been doing that for years. Its call SOCIALISM. Or maybe its called a bidet. Anyway, thats the last time I washed my butt after taking a poo...when i was in Euroland.

no disrespect to the females! there are plenty of examples of ugly male leaders. this guy was rad though:

I especially like the idea of a well lighted bowl. perhaps add in a wifi camera with auto upload feature as well. i'm heading off to the patent office right now.

DAY-UM!!! http://www.gizmag.com/go/7514/ the Kohler C3 Toilet Seat is a ripper – retrofitting onto almost any toilet, the heated seat has three temperature settings, bidet functionality, a warm-air fan for partial drying, a lighted bowl that eliminates the need to turn on a light at night, a deodorizer that minimizes unpleasant odors, a Quiet-Close cover that prevents slamming and a remote control. Just like the seating/driving/heating in a luxury auto, you can have “personal settings” adjustable by a remote control. Sure beats a BD C3!

Complete any toilet installation with this Cachet round front plastic toilet seat. Its Quiet-Close functionality prevents the lid from slamming and increases hygiene and safety, while the Quick-Release functionality allows the seat to be removed easily from the toilet for convenient cleaning. Engineered to ensure a proper fit, this seat fits all one- and two-piece toilets, with subtle styling to complement a wide variety of designs.

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Designed to have a sitting height equal to that of a standard chair, the Cimarron Comfort Height two-piece toilet provides maximum comfort to users of all capabilities. This round-front model also features Class Five® flushing technology that delivers extraordinary bulk flushing power and offers an optional eco-friendly, 1.28-gallon flush setting that saves almost 2,000 gallons of water per year per fixture without loss of performance. Features a left-hand trip lever. this thing is going to save the earth, save me a lot of time, and provide a comfortable study for me to read many volumes the sears catalog and national geographic.

where have all the beautiful people gone???

If you've done nothing wrong you'll have nothing to fear.

http://snapscouts.org/ reporting crime has never been this fun or this easy!

Sweet Red Hearing. Whatever it takes to blame someone else. COMMUNIST HEARING!!!! ZING!!!!

Peter! Say it with me...FELIX DAY!

what ever you say bud. i hope you do, but know you won't, enjoy this sunny afternoon as much as i will.

way to work an insult in there! ZING!!!!!!

you guys are dullards. im out of here. i expect your defense or critique of modern socialism on my desk on Monday morning.

Lets discuss Hippocrates.

bill leave the ZZZZZ vocab out of this. we're talking baseball.

the watching the mariners has nothing on watching ulee pitch. 45-50 mph and throwing strikes!