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what? didn't even summit??? LOLOLOL

I'd like to take this request for advise as an opportunity to talk about me. I'm the product of a relatively secret eugenics program that was run out of the University of Oregon back in the late 80s by a cadre of professors of nordic ancestry. I'm basically the product of refined muscular strength, lovingly dabbed into test tubes with long legged nubile perfection. My superior lung capacity, mental fortitude, white blood cell regeneration capability, and handsome good looks result in a 100 percent success of all my alpine missions even if my climbing partners expire enroute I do not let them spoil my results data as i simply carry their carcasses to the summit and pose with them for summit photo ops. I attribute my successes to my dingus which is essentially a burmese python, my mind of a scientist, and my prefect hair which has no unsightly cowlick.

i chalk all this up to my tolerance for lesser human beings, which, if you're in my shoes, is pretty much the kit and the kabootle.

how did i achieve this? well honestly it was hella hard work. but i put one foot after another, and i didn't cheat the experience.

Am I universally awesome? This is an excellent question and the answer is yes. Just the other day some friends were just commenting about this, saying stuff like "wow, porter is pretty incredible" and "why isn't he on the cover of EVERY GQ magazine issue?". So in closing, thank you for risking the question, I'm very happy to answer it.

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Bros, do you think that Zach de la Rocha is spitting cheese? Do you think he cares enough to keep track of all that hipster crap like Jaybee obsessively does so he can mock them here? Ah hell naw! HUMAN RIGHTS BITCHES. [video:youtube]zbz5cN6simc Listen to it all. So wise. So amazing. DO SOMETHING WITH UR LIVES. FREE UR MINDS.

bros, gotta theme track for the thread. rules are you have to play this on your speakers or you can't post in this thread. if it stops, start it over bros. i know its a bit of a frat anthem, but hey so is killing with missiles. you gotta be from harvard or yale to do that. thanks bros. [video:youtube]QNzIKoAy2pk

i have way to little common sense and too many teeth to be considered Layton.

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yay politics!

"cc.com pseudo-intellectuals" aren't you the president of this club?

i just don't get it when partisans don't complain about their own guy when he's in office. I JUST DON'T GET IT! If they don't vote for opposition this time around...all I can say is "total hypocrites".

there are a large number of stupid lib whiners who bitch about Obama. personally i would feel better about it if Obama flew into the middle east with his cape and personally captured these terrorist so that we could torture them for years on end in an off shore prison. or maybe give them to Foxconn and force them to make iphones for us.

Yay politics!

don't be stupid. this is a serious conversation!

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i like the cut of your jib

Superman would totally crush Batman.

Thank you m'dear. Please pass the crackers.

Guys?

Guys, you seen this movie? Its rad. Guys, check it out. [video:youtube]btMuEvjpAXA