As requested, from a night when Dave and Ken were feeling the love:
"Damn. Had it not been for that two-by-four you would have shut the fuck up finally." AlpineDave to Ken, after the object he hurled at Ken was deflected
"What a whiney little bitch. You, yes, you." - Ken to Dave
"You fuckin touch me, I'll fuckin rip your nuts off in your sleep." - Dave to Ken
"Hey, who the fuck put their shit all over my shit?" - Ken
"I did not call you a pussy. I did not use the P word. I said....I don't know what I said." - Ken