bunglehead

My poop today wasn't as satisfying. Still, it was okay.

I hope that fucker goes to jail for a looong time if he's guilty, which he probably is.

Ahh...FINALLY I got to take a nice quiet poop today. It was in the handicapped stall too. I could wave one of my arms around and everything. BONUS!!

Big time bummer about the fires, Will. Sounds scary. I hope you guys up there get out of it okay.

Oh my God, Bird, you're my hero. I'd love to see the Poo threads again. I can't top that poo story, but I have a puke story. One day as I was driving to work I saw an ENORMOUS fat guy sitting on a bench in front of a Dari Mart. As I drove by, he puked first to his left, then directly in front of him, and then to his right. It was the largest amount of, well anything, I have ever, <EVER> seen coming out of a human.

hmmm....looks like a typical Weekend in Eugene

I've got an old Chouinard hex and Chouinard gear sling.

Oh man, I love the WWN. It's one of the best papers in the country.

Dun dun dun DUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit!

I wish my dog would stop licking his balls in front of me. If he painted though and made me money, that'd be sweeet. Edit: Oops! I mean his wang. He's nipped.

FUCK I read the sig line! I'm such an IDIOT.

We should start a pool to which non issues they spend the most time on or something like that. Bush and Kerry debates. yech. I get ill just thinking about it.

How true that is. Very Sad, but true. They'll make issues out of non issues like gay marriage and the mission to Mars, or some other nonsense like that.

Bees in the knot hole. heh heh heh.. That's a good one. Ah! the Internet! Oh and Dru:

Dru's on fire with the today.

I agree with that. There is no Oregon Justice. Goldschmidt should go to jail.

Damn, bro! Is that your land? That's a sweet piece of real estate!

This is a fucking hilarious thread. Paris Hilton and pikemup trucks.

"I love spotted owls.. fried"

That's what I'm thinking is the case with some of em. Although I think what may be just as STUUUPID is guys in their midlife crisis cars. There's a dude at work that drives a MIATA. I hear from the few women I know that the MIATA is considered a "Chick Car"

Agreed. Fucking fat fucking fucks. I'm sorry but reaally fat people are fucking gross. And STOP STUFFING YOUR FACE WHILE YOU'RE FUCKING DRIVING!!! GOD!!!

Mouth breathers! OR: Prehensile tailed knuckle dragging mouth breathers. What the fuck is up with people and big cars anyway? Compensating for something?? And I don't want to see you rich motherfuckers with your BMWs at WAL MART. That's just wrong. Wal Mart's wrong! You're out of order! THIS WHOLE STINKING COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!!

So I'm driving around today, and there's this idiot in this big chevy pick-em-up truck that has a very irritating sticker of a caricatured Calvin pissing on a Ford logo. I don't know about you folks, but to me those stickers are FUCKING STUPID. You might as well have a hat that says "will shill for corporate swag" At least most people that post here regularly seem to be smarter than that, knock wood. Seriously, those stickers are annoying as hell aren't they?

Another indicator is that he no longer can form complete sentences or verbalize coherent thought. Oh wait........