bunglehead

Increases in TESTE -osterone.

Cornnelius Van Armentrout would be proud. "Peepth, Yeth!"

Yeah, that's a Blue Ribbon rant.

Not new, but Unseen by Quasimoto and Viktor Vaughn are also just fucking sick.

Nice Madvillain pic NOLSey!

Best Cowbell: Blue Osyter Cult "Don't Fear The Reaper" Don't fear the Reaper. Don't fear the Reaper.

NW Wimmin: C-R-A-Z-Y

I've had an experience liek that, and it was something I'd like never to repeat.

That's horrible. Worst thing that heppened to me was a little of the poison oak on the sac and trunk of my family tree. I didn't have take no 4 hr exam though. Yikes!

I love this kind of paranoid/crazy nonsense. It's so entertaining! Kind of reminds me of the Marfa lights:

We used to "misplace" textbooks all the time. If we didn't the grad students would check it out for the term the subject was being taught. We had other more persuasive methods of subversion that worked quite well, but they might be "trade secrets", and I don't want any geek physics undergrads coming after me.

I honestly haven't thought of it that way. Now I WANT to marry my dog! (thoughtful pause) But is it a real marriage if I only love him, you know, platonically?

According to my xenophobic anti semitic boss, once gays start marrying "It's a slippery slope. Pretty soon people will want to marry their dogs" He actually said that.

Touche, Ratboy!

So, one must be From Peter Nguyen in high School and the other one is from the same dude in college? They're 4 years apart with the same name. If those are real, that'd be even funnier, and that kid's got a bright future as a comedy writer.

My girlfriend sure is hot on accountability. (Well, she used to be, but now I think she's my ex )

I'd personally hate to be tripping and having to deal with my boss

That's awesome.

Agreed. Guns and Roses SUCK BALLS. that song blows. Everyone know the greatest guitar riff is 'Life in the Fast Lane" by those fucking cokeheads the Eagles. I love "Polls" I've got a "poll" I'd like to administer.

I agree, but the one about "Child Sex parties" at the White House sounds pretty far fetched.

Fuck, I'm so sensitive to that shit it's insane. Seems like it's the dominant undergrowth around these parts. I get it almost every year. I now use the Technu, and that's been working great for me. I put thew shield stuff on and then I use the rinse and VOILA! no P.O. I hate poison Oak.

I had a friend that bought this kit off of some website that was guaranteed to work, and apparently it did, because she's never failed a drug test. Sorry, but I forget what it's called. On the other hand, I had another friend that tried to cheat by bringing in a sample of clean urine he bought off the internet as well. Snuck it in in a condom taped to his leg and the second it hit the cup, the temperature sensor said it was 5 degrees too cold. Needless to say that didn't work, and he didn't get the job.

A-HOLES. That's going to help.