bunglehead

That made my so far shitty day a little better.

If you actually caught the moment of conception: WOW What'r the odds?

My sticht plate and figure eight are collecting dust along side my old 486 processor. Figure eights are great for making spaghetti out of ropes.

Thanks, Will.

What's a "spary" monkey?

I'm trying to find a website that lists towns in terms of livability for the U.S. You know, cost of living, crime rates, shit like that. I keep coming up snakeyes. Now I know one of you has got some link to this somewhere. Anybody? Help a brother out? anybody?

Pokemon makes me SO ANGRY

Yeah, put it in the ghost thread! I stymie the FBI by leaving a dog in my house and living like a CRAZY SLOB. Works pretty good. Not good for picking up ladies, but I'm more concerned about the FBI than girls anyway.

That's no much of a ghot story, mr thread pooper.

That link to the haunted places is awesome! Ouija boards and seances! That's fucking awesome. Challenge: Post your ghost stories here. I've only got one, and its L-A-M-E. There was this cemetery in Michigan, where if you put your car in neutral and turned off the engine, the car would roll uphill. WTF? Our car never rolled uphill.

OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! DRY SUITS WOULD BE HORRIBLE!

We'd better pray that nobody here introduces them to wetsuits!

If those are the short bus aliens I'd hate to have a "close encounter" with the smar ones! YIKES! (Edit: That'd be "SMART" ones, not "smar".)

Jinkies! A ga-ga-ga-GHOST!

I like the little square thingy in the screen. Man I sure hope that ain't aliens like in SIGNS!

Sam thing happened to me. They were shot after a few months, especially in the toes and heel. I've tried them all, and had pretty much the same results with all of them.

Yeah, no shit. My socks are shot after a year. Smartwool or not.

Further objective evidence of how much the millionares that "run" our country care SO MUCH about the regular folks!

Yeah, spill it.

Yeah, I actually have that too. I told you I'm a bitch for that shit. That song's fuckin' hilarious.

Li Shizhen! WTF?

Here's a little drink I made up that I call: Trailer Trash 1 shot Whiskey 1&1/2 shots Southern comfort 1 TB maple syrup Mix, and pour over rocks in bucket(serving glass for you non service industry types) and top off with RC Cola. Garnish with salted peanuts. Mmmmm Boy!

Good one!

I'll buy it and let all of you spraymonkeys know how it is. I'm such a bitch for that shit. I already have "Golden Throats Vol 1" on Disc. Jim Neighbors singing "You are the Sunshine of my Life" Has got to be one of the creepier things I've heard in my life.

I thought opinions were like assholes? Like, everybody's got one?