Hmm, you make an compelling point, Mr. Badvoodoo.
The rest of Oregon is so absolutely beautiful and filled with well educated, non incest having people that it would be a shame to ruin
Independence
Monmouth
Silverton
Boring
Brownsville
Philomath
King's Valley
Kaiser
Beaverton
Coos Bay
etc
etc
But seriously, there are nice places here, but the above towns aint it. But still, Salem is A SHIT HOLE, and it's a perfect place for the seat of power.