Sphinx

+ Voila!

Seems like it's just the value of simplicity. Kinda like why a big puffy belay jacket is better than four fleeces plus a goretex shell. But I'm talking out of my ass, I don't own one.

Hey, congrats on the Prize, j_b.

It's acid. I dunno. But acid is supposed to be bad for ropes.

But the routes don't reach them.

You suck

Sounds just like any other bleeding heart liberal. Blah, blah, blah.

It's kinda hard when your ass is plugged with your head.

KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!

Eric should be pissed.

Where are the witnesses and GPS trail? Did the rangers verify your statements? Did you go to the rim or to the true summit?

Can you tell how old people are from their spray styles? Does spray change as you get older? Maybe I should just drink more .

Trask, that's no way to speak to your mother!

But she's butt-ugly!

Hmmm. Still sounds weird. I'd email BD. Seems like the AL used in the biner is kinda soft for this purpose. You self-belayed for your El Cap day?

The cashier at the Seattle REI asked me how the GUs I bought taste! Talk about clueless!

For no approach, high rappell wear situations, one of those steel rescue figure-8s might be good. You wore out a biner with 30 raps? Sounds strange. I've been using my ATC and munter biner for two or three years, must be at least ten times the wear. What model and brand is your biner?

I think Baker is a crag, cause I go for the skiing, not so much for the summit.

Yer old.

So????

A crag is where Dwayner climbs but doesn't admit it. A mountain is were Dwayner says he climbs.