Sphinx

Da Toof?

You piss and shit in a bidet?? Ewwwwwwwe! someday... The master bathroom will have a urinal, a toilet and a bidet... No more midnight splashes in the John Shouldn't you be doing homework or something?

They're just lookin back at you.

ATC XP looks interesting. I hate the Trango Pyramid. All the tubes work about the same. Haven't tried the reverso.

Dwayner

See! Mounties again! I can understand, though, that climb is serious enough that you are often placing gear from a bad stance, trying desperately to get some gear in before you pitch off of the tiny crimps.

You just pointed out that I'm not gay. Good for you. But if I extrapolate from your statement, I realize your stupidity kept you from writing what you meant. If you meant that "the Scouts wouldn't let me join", then you are saying that the Mounties also have a no gay policy. However that can't be true, ALL mounties are gay! Besides, the Scouts suck just as much as the Mounties, even if they do climb better. You're just another wannabe Mountie poser. How WAS the Toof?

Of course everybody is descrimintated against in one way or another. That's why this thread is stupid!

Screw length doesn't matter ONLY IN ROCK HARD WATER ICE! In alpine ice, the longest screw holds best. Sounds like you need to do a bit of reading up before getting on the ice. Ice climbing is less forgiving than rock.

Oh, christ, not another shot of Dwayner!

A picture says more than a thousand words. Mounties are so suck. Despite the fact that Petzl makes a bunch of money from them.

I suspect that most of us post to climb. This site is for shits and giggles during the week, seems like most people spray at work. That's the fun of this site, if we only sprayed about climbing we would spend about one tenth the time on here. I climb, I spray, and I still think that Mounties suck.

I was up there two weeks ago. DANGEROUS conditions! Lots of alpine ice! And HUGE seracs! Take three tools, ten screws, and a portaledge! WATCH OUT FOR THE TOOTH!

Holy shit, I'd hate to get stuck behind a group of Mounties on the N. Ridge of Stuart.

Maybe you're just a scrawny bastard.

Why not just remove the "- Defamation" Forum and turn it into the SNAZZY SNAFFLE-FREE BOLT CLIPPING (PER DWAYNER) FORUM?

Dwayner is OCD. You need a therapist, man. Besides, why is it that you think that "rock climbing" is equal to "sport climbing"?

Probably not the ones you are doing. Hey! That assumes I climb!

Sphincter, you wear on me like a bad case of ass-chap. Take your juvenile musings and go to NWhikers, you sorry piece of shit. I'll fuckin' sic the burninator on you, brown-eye-lapper Nice comeback. color me post whore

Sphincter, you wear on me like a bad case of ass-chap. Take your juvenile musings and go to NWhikers, you sorry piece of shit. I'll fuckin' sic the burninator on you, brown-eye-lapper

What climbs are you talking about?

Both of you sorry motherfuckers: