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I think Al Jazeera has more integrity than most of us Americans think. I would describe them more as pro-Arab than anti-American/pro-Jihad.

It is the same snaffle I see in my nightmares.

Is it herring semen? I have a horrible image in my mind from the Blue Planet series of the shoreline in Alaska being covered with it during spawning season.

Another interesting documentary out there right now is called The Control Room, which is about the Al Jazeera network and the Iraq war. It was a good perspective into the war coverage in the media in both the US and other parts of the world... oh yeah and how the bushies have tried to discredit/bomb them.

I'm finishing up Crime and Punishment right now. The last few books I've read recently were Against All Enemies, the third Harry Potter, Hotel New Hampshire, Slaughterhouse 5, and Touching the Void(shit alpine slogging literature, sorry Lummox).

I watched his speech last night and thought it was brilliant. I wish I had taped it.

I'd rather be scrapbooking

I can see how this technology could be beneficial in the mountains and big walls. I think we need to have someone try it out on el cap or something. If it can clean piss as well as it claims you should be able to use the filtered urine as drinking water too.

Is there going to be a China pub club? If so say hi to Harry Pi for me.

drool snot turning brown

we always sound pathetic we're after some pussy

As my co-workers and I were having our normal intellectual conversation over lunch a question came up that no one had an answer for. The metal band Wasp is actually an acronym. On all their albums it is spelled W.A.S.P. Does anyone know what it stands for? Inspired by the scene at Westlake Center today, one of my friends came up with "winter ass summer pants".

I got really stinky on a climbing trip a couple of years ago. When people would complain I kept telling them it was their upper lip that stunk.

Just yesterday, in another thread, I personally reported that I pooped, and it felt damn good. - a s s m o n k e y I am all for turning this thread into a straight up poo thread. By god it's been a while. I have pretty much stopped posting here ever since the steaksauce thread appeared. I could never convince myself that this was the least bit amusing. I tried, dammit. I tried. As far as the political shit is concerned, most people on this site have the debating skills of a mule. One of my friend's dog is into eating human shit. She can't help herself, really. It is just too delicious to her. One time camping she was off running around and started skarfing something down in a highly suspicious location complete with solid back rest and a rather inviting landing area. My friend went running after her, but it was too late. She was just licking the last of the shitstained toilet paper remnants off of her lips when he got there. Later that night while they were all asleep in the tent the poor lass threw up her delicious spoils all over the tent much to the chagrin of her owner. That is the best poo story I know. Who else has one?

"Avoid the planet Earth at all costs. Farewell" -- Federation President

After 3-1/2 months of no climbing due to injury I'm planning on making a remarkable comeback this weekend up in Squamish. Just gonna climb easy cracks and probably some shitty low ball easy boulders. For the most part I will be belaying and spotting my much more able climbing partners and hanging out.

So, Fluffy was right after all. I should have listened.

It's the new "invisible" head gear for modern age braces. No really, he broke his nose twice this year and is in danger of loosing his sense of smell if he gets hit in the nose again.

I saw a snapple commercial last night that really freaked me out. Anyone else see it?

I've only missed one or two wolves games in the post season. I love that team... and extremely dislike the Lakers. Overachieving bench players are so much more fun to watch than underachieving superstars.

Like em or not you have to give them mad props on their videos. Check out some of the video still pictures. web page

The troops look up in horror knowing that soon they will have to use the same rope their sargent flossed his groin and ass with.

When I clicked on this I was really hoping for some type of poo thread that would keep me entertained for the next few hours at work.

Sometimes my hangovers are so bad I can't even hold down water until 10 or 11 o'clock the next night. If I knew how to set up an IV for myself I would do that for rehydration... but then again if you go down that road it seems like it would just speed your way to alcoholism. A little pain is probably good for you to keep your drinking in check. If you can hold down food Dick's cheeseburgers do the trick for me.