lummox

off-white is on form.

desert rock. i hope.

hotcha! its all about attracting the chicks.

i got some simian traits that i need to contend with. one is that my freaking hair is migrating down my back. my head actually is not freakishly malformed so i been thinking of shaving (and hoping i look more akin to jesse ventura rather than moby. and it will look 'plab' when i wear a kilt too). anybody ever shave their head? sunburn ever a problem? any other issues?

battlecage

apparently the hyper advanced technology of caller id or *69 is lost to you.

huh? to default settings.

that zen and meditation shiznit may work for some. i found it more ineresting to go the warriors way by heavy drug ingestion just like don juan would prescribe. you know: peyote and mushrooms and olde e 800. like 'find a path with heart and follow it to the end'. when you faced down a couple bad acid trips while operating heay machinery then a bad runout on a climb seems reasonable.

like which madonna? the mother of god? you are superfreaky.

I am truly curious how a kilt would complement your shit, except for the obvious streamlining of the shitting process. literalists just kill me.

i would wear one in a heartbeat. it would like complement my shapely calves and shit. but not with army boots like that poser axl rose. anybody got a pattern?

i have read an article by ilgner. pretty cool attitude.

those kilts are freaking expensive.

what you say?

if you like pina coladas and gettin caught in the rain . . . you are entering a world of pain.

who doesnt?

sexy jessica rabbit!

you orbit in some wierd social circles dude. got some digits for these folks?

check your pm.

whoa. i just read that male honey bees explode when they pop their nut and leave their genitalia in the queen to act as a chastity belt.

lord: please let there be another pipeline. i promise i wont blow it this time.

my $.02: let someone else do the beta testing in the mountains.

wtf is 'biggocy'? sounds cool.

hey! i have a great idea! lets all get together and talk for two days about how fuked up the democrats are for blocking unqualified judicial candidates from being considered for irrelavant posts. that will draw attention from the failure to find osama bin whatshisname and mullah omarwhatever. hell: i cant even remember saddams fullname anymore. i look forward to serving people in my next mcjob.

come with me;-) sexually charged free spirit seeks freaky chicas for co-self-love-fest. no exchange of body fluids required.