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lummox

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  1. i am outta here. laate.
  2. lummox

    Crummy SUV

    Yes, they are both very sweet cars. It's great to see some of the rally inspired cars making it to US shores after years of decline in the US market of foreign sports cars. I've always been a big subbie fan too, but I think I might try to go test drive the Evo for shits n' giggles. bwahahaha. just avoid the green sickness like da one in the kiddy movie '2fast n 2furious. but da pink sistas car is schwank brah.
  3. a bastard huh? well. only my mom would know.
  4. at the carwash. working at the carwash yeah.
  5. i seen that before over areas with a strong cosmic vortex. there is some heavy good karma right under it fersure. it will charge any crystals you got for a long time.
  6. it will all change.
  7. please just burn your toilet paper after wiping your ass when ya shit in the woods. and please dont crap down routes. that shit is just rude.
  8. lummox

    Crummy SUV

    dude. you got the car i lust after. what color? if it aint black i will be disappointed in you.
  9. lummox

    one ply or two

    power spray washer for my fat ass.
  10. lummox

    Are You An Orca Too?

    Ya and how and the hell can they actually pass the driving test? I have seen some heffers here on the north end of the state that have the seat all the way back and the steering wheel still is pressed into their gut!!! Had a woman sit next to me on a flight from Anchorage to Seattle. She started to lift the arm rest up so her fat could slide over on to me. I looked at her and told her that the arm rest was staying down. She rang the attendant and told them she wanted the arm rest up and I was not being nice about. I told the attendant that I did not pay to have her body spilling onto me for the next 3.5 hours!!! They could 1. remove the woman or me to another seat. 2 remove the woman for another flight. 3. remove me and give me a free flight the next time around. They found her an empty seat. Like my quote says I am an ass hole but most ass holes like me. Several people told me that they felt like me but lacked the guts to say anything.
  11. say it aint so joe.
  12. i am nobody. and i dont know where the hell i am.
  13. props to those who worked the cpr on your fallen friend. i am sorry for your loss.
  14. i dont get too worked up over nailing trade routes in the valley. there is a long tradition of doing that ya know.
  15. i AM dating. that is why i need to unload the gun. havent you ever seen 'something about mary'? you cant go out with baby batter on your brain.
  16. i like to go solo. you know: when i get the urge. but i had to learn to use my left hand so i could keep clicking the mouse with my right.
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    ones

    it is 11/12/03 at 08:18. that is like super freaky cuz that same numerical sequence occurs between the 1213rd and 1223rd decimal places of the expansion of pi. wow.
  18. i have really liked the the acteryxzyx pack i got. it cost mega though. they must make a larger version. i do know that a suck pack will make a trip miserable.
  19. ANIMAL RIGHTS NOW!
  20. hmmm . . . .
  21. screw the forest service. i am so pissed at them that i thinks i will burn and cut down all the trees. oh wait. they are doing that themselves.
  22. lummox

    Are You An Orca Too?

    i am curious: how do super fat people reach around their big ass and thighs to wipe the shit off their hole?
  23. lummox

    today I...

    today i . . . flirted with a babe. did a little work shiznit. got frustrated cuz the gubmint is closed on veterans day. flirted more with a babe. went on a brutal little mtn bike ride. lifted weights. flirted even more with a babe.
  24. lummox

    are they real?

    to be precise it is lack of penis size that is an issue. regardless, you didn't answer my question. i like about a c cup. but i am heavily influenced by images from the 70s issues of playboy.
  25. lummox

    are they real?

    to be precise it is lack of penis size that is an issue.
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