lummox

i overheard this dude talking on his cellphone one time. he said 'if the world needed an enema portland would be where they inserted the tube.'

real input: grundens fukin rocks and all the rest is childs play.

raise your hand if your guilty of that one

a palapa on the beach in mexico.

i got a campmor cagoule that has a huge hood. fits over a helmet no drama. but ive never seen any rubberized rainwear with pitzips. pitzips usually make sewing way more complicated so it would be pricey. helly hanson promotes the 'chimney effect' for their rubber gear where you just keep your collar open and the rainwear loose fitting. ya still get clammy at least.

jesus h christ in a chicken basket.

i aint ever had a problem with drippy snowcaves or felt the need to use a stove when encamped in vegas during the winter.

me and my member have been north of the arctic circle.

bagdad?

colorado looks dry

a wank under the aurora is pretty special too.

i will be one of those disgruntled adults who is FUKIN PISSED about this yearly confection extortion BULLSHIT from the neighborhood FAILED-CONTRACEPTIVE SCHOOLYARD WASTES OF SPACE.

dude. i hope you left the windows cracked a little and some water.

for this one:

too late.

yep, but I'll have to ask her permission to post. whipped.

hydrocodone and oxycodone. limbaugh ate those like popcorn. wtf? the white trash chick gets popped and the white trash guy takes a holiday?

id rather have 70 hot sluts.

well. you know. i practice a lot.

thatz some booty. day-am!

but im out the door with my gear. seriously. one time when my car was broken into i just made a list and the insurance company accepted it. lost a rack of draws and rope and harness and shoes. funny thing: i was honest.

yeah, its 50/50... better luck than the lotto but the ticket cost is higher.

dont get me started. actually im all for marriage. but bad ones are suck.

werd. but if you had already incorporated the western anti-hero image epitomized by characters in serigo leone films you woulnt think it was so strange.