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i been possessed by the devil. motherfuker dint do much for me so i cast the bitch out.

rumor-mongers are suck.

santa barbara aint exactly known as a hotbed of reactionism. know what i mean? from nerve.com 'Officials in Santa Barbara, California, plan to charge Jackson with multiple counts of “lewd and lascivious conduct” with a child under fourteen, who remains unidentified and possibly catatonic. Jackson hasn’t made too good a showing for himself lately, claiming in a February BBC interview that he had shared his bed with many children, but continuing: “Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s a beautiful thing.” Actually, you know what's a beautiful thing? Not being a total skeeve. Just a thought. As funny as molestation is, and as beautiful as bed-sharing is, the real humor and beauty in this story lies in the back-and-forth among Jackson’s publicist, Santa Barbara DA Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. and Sheriff Jim Anderson. They, by the way, should totally give us a call if they’re ever in New York, because they sound like a fucking blast. When Michael’s spokesman insinuated that the warrant was timed to overshadow the release of a “Greatest Hits” collection, Sneddon responded, “Like the sheriff and I are into that kind of music.” As if!' got any kids fearweather? cuz its a beautiful thing to let em share a bed with middleaged creepy men.

yo yo. what he say. make rhyme today. even if sound gay. so whatever like gimme da mic touchdown spike and score!

you know: their state motto is 'like no place on earth'

great are. so is lost horse. real hidden valley. hall of horrors. comic book. wonderland. and many many more. (btw. if its fukin cold the owl cove are cn still be climbable).

no. the problem is the fukin bigots. mean people suck.

apparently the football league has too many damn teams. they are goona combine some. like the tampa bay bucs and the green bay packers: yep. they call em 'tampax'.

i claim that at todays climbing standards there are NO grade 6 climbs in the conterminous united states. if ya take bivy gear yur doomed to use it.

i predict the thing will burn down within a year from someone spilling a bottle into the inferno.

guess you aint seen 'friday' with icecube cuz that was a line from it. jokes dont work so well when they have to be explained.

monkeyspank quality. needs nekkid chicks.

yates rocker. multi-use an shit.

that thc works wonders for my cataracts.

aint nothing wrong with drive thru bars. huntin out the truck window is okay with me. hell i dont even care if ya fuck your sisters and cousins out on the ranch. but beatin to death some queer kid is just fucked up. fuck wyoming. i feel no pity for the miserable inbred fucks who live there. fuck them.

funny that dont train for pullups but can climb like a

it can only go downhill from here.

you lameass. what you think the 3-ply goretex is for?

dont try to justify your sad existence with that kind of weak shizzle.

fyi: go to a shelter for a free thanksgiving meal. often there will be a few semi-hot chicas serving food. if you look somewhat decent they will be wanting 'to help'. it lets em feel good bout themselves or sumpin. let them 'help' you.

so now we know what mr jackson meant when he proclaimed hisself the 'king of pop'. i feel sick.

the illustrations are a trip.

dude. i dint start the fire. i dint light it but i tried to fight it. that's part of my thought too. the thread wern't headed were you started. I think most of these new "climbers" are missing a lot of what climbing is about. We may be able to fight it. We may have to sit back and laugh. You still deserve a brew for tryin. ya know. i have climbed with some younger guys. kids who started in the gym. and they have come to hold in high regard the nasty runout climbs. pucker factor will always be a consideration for climbers. at least some of them. and make my mineral water.

aint it fun to pick apples with all them democrat migrant workers who dont know shit bout hard work.

what is that?