lummox

this is just too easy to respond to.

uni is good with a little lemon

so. where you want to get your ass kicked mother fucker?

A woman goes to the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've got a strange problem and I need your opinion." "Can you describe your symptoms?" he asks. "Well, it's easier if I show you," she said and, standing up, proceeded to undress. When she was down to her underwear, she sat on the edge of the examining table and spread her legs to reveal two small green circles on her inner thighs. "They don't hurt or anything, but I was a little worried about them." The doctor peered closely at the two circles and asked, "Are you a lesbian by any chance?" Embarrassed and slightly taken aback by this question, especially coming from a man with his head between her thighs, she replied, "Well yes I am, actually. Why do you ask?" "Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell your girlfriend that her earrings aren't real gold."

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing his mouth with candy. An old lady came over and said, "Son, don't you know that eating all that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?" "My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny. "Did he eat five candy bars in one sitting?" the old lady retorted. "No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own fuckin' business!"

this is some kind of code right? if i could just figure out what you mean . . .

cant get that damn tune out of my head. must listen to abba to flush it.

why didnt you say that you wanted me to play hard to get?

i like pussy. i dont like fools who fail to complete the poll form properly.

nobody needs your whiny candy ass puke neither. you tryin to take away my constitutional rights? you ever read the second amendment? 'A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.' it dont say 'cept for assault rifles' now does it?

i just love this penis envy shit. what is the average percent body fat for a 'normal, in shape climber'?

wtf? i hope whatever you got aint contagious.

and thanks for letting me be me.

ah well. you only live once.

personal lubrication.

300 count egyptian cotton bedsheets from which bloodstains wash out easily.

i thought you brought the lighter?

a very short refactory period.

latex

penicillin

and milf. again.

thanks for molly ringwald.

no wonder you dont know shit.