lummox

i dont get it. you are not funny. quit it. now. i just want a bit of leather over my ankles while i climb easy rock all day. i dont need the super-tight-i-cant-feel-my-toes-and-corns-are-not-too-bad-anyhow shoes to get up 5.11 bullshit. but i dont want fukin ronald macdonald clown shoes either.

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bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do when they ban you. . .

I would but it doesn't do any good regarding the photo editing. Nonetheless, thanks for your input. but you could post pictures of that.

my old blue kaukulators dont look so good. and i need to look good on da rock. anybody know how the megas compare to kaukulaters for climbing cause i understand the lasts used are different (sumpin bout symmetric and asymmetric shizzle)? or anybody got a new pair of kaukulators in size 43.5?

True that!!!! Had the rock for ourselves....supposedly too cold for native Californians chumash and paiute dont climb. dont get me started on the washoe.

luddites. i jus make a photo attachement then re-edit the post and put the url thing that point to the pictue in the images jobber. mmmkay?

i aint been constipated. but i had a girlfriend who dint shit for five days and i can testify that wild butt sex during that time did NOT help her or her attitude.

i threw rocks at a once.

fyi: this is a spraylord pissing battlecage

you are oversharing. what happens between consenting adults should remain private imho.

a lot of farm animals are breathing easier today.

that giant sucking sound is just george michael in the nextdoor toilet stall. just try to ignore it. and wipe til theres no more brown.

you talking bout like with horses?

you f-in thread title changer.

[insert politically correct phrase for fags and dykes] ski? who knew? just stay the fuk out the hot tub until after a couple shock treatments. stringy floaters are just wrong.

fukin kittens are doomed.

i got propositioned from bridwells wife one time. fukin hippies and their freelove weirdness. dont eve get me started on mark axen and his betty.

[avoiding the obvious chances to diss marylou] i have these weird pants thats made from shizzle that is hydrophobic (nylon is a phillic of the hydro). water just beads up and runs off unless they get all greasy and shit. got em years ago from peal izumi. wonder why i havent seen anything like it since?

WOMEN are rokken like the dokken.

i got to climb rock in the sonora desert. sunshine and warm temps on excellent rock. got 4 'summits' in 3 days plus a day of cragging. it was like i knew what i was doing or sumpin. wtf? laughed so fukin much with my friends that my belly was gettin sore.

i am one of the official timers for all of dan howitts record speed ascents.

dude wont need to go back for seconds. happy thanksgiving yall! i am off to climb in the sun.

buh bye. miss you already.