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  1. "I'm falling in love with you."
  2. lummox

    giving thanks

    hand lotion. and a good imagination.
  3. lummox

    giving thanks

    thigh high stockings. mary janes. plaid skirts. white blouses. and the school girls that wear them.
  4. are you in a good spot?
  5. lummox

    giving thanks

    thanks for milf.
  6. lummox

    giving thanks

    oh yea. thanks for the big penis trask.
  7. lummox

    giving thanks

    thanks for a full belly. thanks for health. thanks for opportunity. thanks to soldiers doing their best. and props to the dudes who put up this cc.com place. what yall thankful for?
  8. hammer drill. masonry bit. 1/4 inch hole 2 inches deep will take bout 7 seconds. 3/8 at 3 will take 24. a milwaukee tools sds bit will last for many many holes. it will dull so the drilling will take more time. you can sharpen them with a grinder disc put in the drill chuck.
  9. yo beeotch. it was a republican getting capped in the fukin head that started the whole 'assault rifle' shiznit. (can you say 'duck'?). personally i think it was the best thing that ever happened to gun dealers. talking bank $$$ dude.
  10. dude. doody. stinky. i was too lazy to go to the store so i raided the pantry yesterday. let me tell you that hormel chili and smoked oysters and canned sardines makes for some stink that lingers.
  11. A bullet fired in the air during a Ku Klux Klan initiation ceremony came down and struck a participant in the head, critically injuring him, authorities said. Gregory Allen Freeman, 45, was charged with aggravated assault and reckless endangerment in the Saturday night incident that wounded Jeffery S. Murr, 24. About 10 people, including two children, had gathered for the ceremony. The man who was being initiated was blindfolded, tied with a noose to a tree and shot with paintball guns as Freeman fired a pistol in the air to provide the sound of real gunfire, Sheriff Fred Phillips said. A bullet struck Murr on the top of the head and exited at the bottom of his skull, authorities said. Freeman fled the ceremony but was arrested near his home, authorities said. He was released on $7,500 bail. fukin dumbass got wut he desrved
  12. lummox

    Dog Food?

    yummy
  13. go away. again.
  14. and a good one? uggh. shit. i bred. and kept climbing. at least that is what i call it.
  15. there is no spoon.
  16. shit. i was havig a drink with one woman friday and kept getting calls from another. i dint answer but the vibrating phone against my sack was way distracting.
  17. I can stand that... you are a [insert insult implying stupid with money]. This is a different Senator offering a different bill that would effectively end the fee system (park pass) as we know it. I think it is a great idea to eliminate it. Lummox...if you want to keep paying the fees to use the National Forest lands, that's your opinion...but I disagree. I want to see the parking and volcano pass end. The National Park's system of fees is different and entrance fees have always existed. Not that I love them, but I'll put up with it. I'll take the non-fee use of the National Forests any day. oops. my bad.
  18. A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did some research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles -- or one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk. It was a great cow: it had a wonderful disposition and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. So the people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again. So they got a bull, and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day. Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all, he was very wise. They told him the story. "Rabbi, we've tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right, the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left, the cow moves to the right. What do we do?" The Rabbi pondered for a moment and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?" "Rabbi!" they all replied, "You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?" The Rabbi said sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."
  19. run. far away.dont look back. dont give a forwarding address. fyi: 5 years in the french foreign legion will get you a new identity.
  20. I can stand that... you are a [insert insult implying stupid with money].
  21. trust your first impression.
  22. im all sprung from those photos of scratching up the rock. toprope heroes.
  23. lummox

    Too many E's

    too many e. like too much x. moderation in all things. mostly.
  24. omfg. ya move out the neighborhood and it is like the world has suddenly ben dicovered by you. get over yourself already.
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