lummox

oh yeah. i remember that video. i say it a couple years ago. i remember monica fersure. and the fat bitch she thought was her friend --whatever her name is. thanks

im watching ya.

sorry dude. i am too busy this friday night perving out over online porn. fuk i wish i had a life.

that was 97. beeotch.

i just realized i cant remember anything from that year. wtf happened to me then? wtf happened to you? these blackout periods are getting scary long.

smack my bitch up.

personal gratification is more important than kittens. chop chop.

i cant recommend doing a lot of drugs and drinking heavily as a way to get better at leading. but it worked for me.

have a kickass trip robbob. bacchus parade is the better one. or so i have been tole.

pad people must have duct tape on the down jacket, beanie on the head

i like to hear these lies. they are my favorites. 1 you are really big. 2 i never had an orgasm with a client before. 3 you are so smart. what are your favorite lies?

crappy rock scares you yet the pad is thick and big. did you break a nail?

just spreading the love. baby.

but then a biner is better than a lousy hook. i have been iceclimbing with a daisy and it works pretty well for what you describe. and then i have a biner which i can use for other stuff. i am not crazy about fifi hooks. i mean --really-- something named after a poodle?

you go to 'reloading wednesday' two times a month.

exactly like a fifi hook. on the end of some 1/2 inch tubular with bungie stuffed in it. it is an old skool trick that is kina gay. just more shit if you asked me. if you need to hang it aint no big thang to throw the rope over the tool head and call for t.

peterpuget. bet you were a smarmy kid too.

in response to your ridiculus stereotype i will just write the name of one of my heroes: barry goldwater. my mutha fuka be dope.

good: not as good:

but it will cost ya. i will even shuttle your fuked up car.

there are fiscal conservatives. there are moral conservatives. there are 2nd amendment gun nut conservatives. there are hilary-hater conservatives. the list goes on and on.

and one more thing: if your quickdraws are floppy it is easy enough to just rotate the biner after you clipped it if you dont like the gate orientation. the little rubber thong thingys on a lot of sport draws prevent easy rotating of the biner though. and you should get outside more muffy. really.

the olde google trick for 'backclipping' yielded: http://www.altrec.com/published/climb/skills/backclipwhat/ complete with pictures an shit. bent gate biners are said to be more likely to have the rope open the gate and come out altogether. i have seen this demonstrated many times by smartasses at the gear shops and in the crag parking lots. personally i dont see how 99% of the falls a climber might take out generate such a weird whip against the gate even if you backclipped. and btw i used to climb with a very competent dude who preferred the 'backclipped' orientation. fukin semantics.

i am lummox hear me roar. i used to be able to do a few one arms. i am 20 pounds heavier now --muscle of course . maybe thats why i cant pull the one arms anymore. that muscledrunk strength was handy for some overhanging jug hauls but i dont encounter those routes very much. i dont reckon i will ever jump onto action directe or realization or sumpin. that one arm shit is overrated.

that hair on jane fonda: was that cool at some point or a kind of sinead oconner baldhead freaky thing?