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lummox

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  1. what a suck fuckin job. buy that boy a steak dinner for not being a dumbass. then push the kid to get physical job. hes old enough to bus tables work on a farm or other kina shit jobs. send him down to the marinas to hustle work cleaning boats. sned him to alaska with a fake id to throw fish for the summer. use you imagination.
  2. the fuckin shoes just need to be THERE. not tight, not loose. unless your a fucking idiot in which case get them tight nough to leave marks on yer feet. ha if n you thin you climb better when yur in pain you got child abuse issues or supin.
  3. i suggest heavy investment now in flowers and backrubs and that kina shit. Or else youll be paying later after your little expedition.
  4. guns&ammo fucking
  5. the perils of impending responsibility fuckin sucks. tell yer spawn that the transition from adolesence to adulthood is a tough row to hoe. that you'll help him out, but its his life to go through with a smile or a bummer tude. Or just introduce him to huffing.
  6. torture the suspect
  7. fuk u izhol.
  8. i saw reloaded. pretty fucking disapointed in the fuck scene between neo and trinity. didnt get no t or a cept neos hairy ass crack. thats plain fucking wrong. i got doubts bout the brothers wachowski.
  9. betty and gene bumping wrinklies. whats that smell?
  10. fuck. i think about pussy all the time. i just learnt im a lesbian.
  11. 'you met me at a very strange time in my life.'
  12. too bad that 'dragon' is so small. more like a fuckin gecko.
  13. so who the fuck died and made osama bin laden king of the whol terorist bullshit thing? as far as i can tell his only qualifications are lots of money, kidney disease, and a bad attitude. wtf? that almost describes dick cheney.
  14. yammer yammer
  15. i cunt count
  16. fuckin classic. too bad yur friend lost his poles.
  17. oedipus was a mother fucker.
  18. cool chic
  19. screw the fast time crap. climb the cruel shoes start and get style points instead.
  20. Erik, try these filters , I think you will like the taste of the coffee. those hemp filters are bleached. thats fucked up.
  21. you need to get out more often. i think the sword is a cooler lead. the exposure is more. but the split pillar is way cool, too. like comparing olde english 800 to king cobra: it all fuckin works.
  22. i predict mr tricky scot will get squat. dont fuck around playin games with that shit. itll bite you in the ass. be upfront with them. the result might surprise you.
  23. thats cuz its fucking 10d, dipshit. ana 10d is harder thana 10b. next stupid question.
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