Do you ask your wife to carry your pack for you, or do you have a llama?
You might climb harder than me, but in a brawl I'll be better off!
Besides, plenty of alpine hardmen are big guys. Think Blanchard, Backes, etc.
Disclaimer: Knot only meant to illustrate which end of the rope you're tied into! Knot not properly made to hold a fall!
Bongs are in the drawer behind me.