Ducknut

Alternate captions for this series: Hey dude hold my cheap champagne. Or What happens when you mix stupidity, cheap alcohol and fireworks? This rush is way better than that $15 crack ho in Vegas! Or Here is a fun, cheap way of removing that pesky ass hair How's this for full frontal nudity? Or I'm cumming! Damn Dood, thats going to leave a mark! Or I told you not to eat those refried beans.

Snowskates are so 2001, you need teenage boys

Hmmmmm, huckleberry pancakes Has anyone ever been able to finish the regular stack at the Huckleberry?

I did it last June. Check the TR index. Recent snows may help it. I certainly wouldn't want to be there right now. Its hard to predict the conditions for late May, but as long as there haven't been recent snows it should be fine.

traipsing Is that what you kids call it these days? Living the American Dreams, Rags to Riches

Alternately it could be your new sporto bouldering outfit, the NEW and IMPROVED spandex that will make you stronger everytime you climb. Reached a plateau? Try this suit. Suddenly your arms will be screaming like when you were a newbie and legs will be jackhammering and doing the sewing machine. You'll develop mutant hand strength. Look for your new climbing suit at your closest REI.

That sure looks like a suit for a bomb disposal technician. Tell me what is the tall collar and lead apron for? Have the viruses been known to explode? Also checking out the link, why was this picture in the Archives under the Clinton White House Web page?

I'll bet it wasn't. .........................

I agree this is the highest priority issue for the Senate debate. Steroids are the end of western civilization, right now. Nothing higher in priority, we gotta get them sports star druggies, they are under the influence of drugs after all. No, there is no hypocracy in Washington DC, you won't see a single elected official from Capital Hill in bars today (they all know that alchol isn't a drug, oh BTW "a Happy St. Patty's Day to you"). Rest easy tonight because Congress is still up in the Capitol talking about matters of National security, working well into the night of St. Patty's Day. Damn them Al Queda terrorists, Bin Laden SOBs pushing mind altering drugs on our youth, where is my Jamison. B'Gory, I hope you are having a fine day laddy Sleep well, cause here in DC we are are saving the Country tonight.

I hope you aren't going to climb with it. I doubt you'll find anyone to sell you a natural fiber rope for actual climbing. Your best bet for a look-a-like rope is to find for an old goldline rope or maybe a military surplus olive drab goldline.

almost as bad as gators

I think this is the page he needs to be checking out Indiatimes matrimony page . They have all the castes listed except dirtbag climber.

Mike, I'll introduce you the the blonde in the blue top you were checking out last night at PRG. Won't even cost you a case of beer.

I am sure you can buy a rope straightener at REI. Use it and return it.

Must be mushroom season in Olympia. I can see it now. Royal City named Capital for Redneckington. State fathers (no mothers allowed in leadership positions over there) will create a corporate heaven. Companies will rush to relocate to Redneckington. With no tax base, Redneckingtonians will panic from lack of resources to maintain infrastructure. Once Washingtonians relocate in increasing number following jobs to Redneckington, the Rednecks will say nevermind--"go home, you are why we seceded from Washington, but before you go got any spare change?"

raptor biologist

Rosie She was standing at the load-in When the trucks rolled up She was sniffing all around Like a half grown female pup She wasn’t hard to talk to Looked like she had nowhere to go So I gave her my pass So she could get in and see the show Well I sat her down right next to me And I got her a beer While I mixed that sound on stage So the band could hear The more I watched her watch them play The less I could think of to say And when they walked off stage The drummer swept that girl away But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie Well I guess I might have known from the start She’d come for a star Might have told my imagination not to run too far Of all the times that I’ve been burned By now you’d think I’d have learned That it’s who you look like Not who you are But rosie you’re all right -- you wear my ring When you hold me tight -- rosie that’s my thing When you turn out the light -- I’ve got to hand it to me Looks like it’s me and you again tonight rosie

A Burning Ring of Fire Love Is A Burning Thing And It Makes A Fiery Ring Bound By Wild Desire I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire CHORUS: I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire The Taste Of Love Is Sweet When Hearts Like Ours Meet I Fell For You Like A Child Oh, But The Fire Went Wild CHORUS I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire

That might be true, hmmm let me see, click on link that says search, then type in word, what comes next? Tricky's story has been linked sooo many times you don't even need to know how to search. About once or twice a week someone posts a link. Shouldn't you be searching for that next story about how George W. is secretly planning on harnessing the power of rock glaciers to push the northren border up to Edmonton. That way Alberta can become the 51st state with Calgary as the Capital. He can then delist spotted owls cause of all of the ones in New British Columbia, the 52nd state.

dru I know this is a classic thread and we all laughed our azzes off when it was originally posted. But some times I wonder if you spend your dyas mining the archives for old threads to resurrect.

I gotta try dat new one.

You gotta be kinding me, those idiots on the House Resources have got to be the mental midgets of Congress. Is there lead posioning in Modesto? Do you trust America's Resources to this cowboy?

another dead topic

the sky is falling, the sky is falling, or is it the temperature is falling or is it rising. Never mind the Simpson's are on, you are returned to your regularly scheduled program.

I got some 5 year old, well worn plastics that I'd give up for some serious NYC or Hollywood green. All those miles and altitude have given them some real cool style. Openning bid $$$$?