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He probably won't save any time since he posted his hotmail address on his user page.

Geez Louise, don't get too upset there Chaps you might pop a blood vessel or something. We don't need to post to get our jollys at your expense, we'll just repost your assine comments. I love your ingenuity and enthusiasm, you must really, really like climbing and http://www.minnesotaclimbing.com/index.p...sc&start=15 Imagine all the time you'll save not having to change your clothes or stop for lunch. Who could have ever thought of polypro under polyester? "Sweet! I'll plan on having my climbing & camping stuff packed in my car, and I'll wear my climbing clothes under my shirt & tie for an easy parking lot change. If I'm lucky, there'll even be a little reception so I won't have to worry about lunch on the way."

I suspected that one of our fellow cc.comers was Chaps until you read his posts over on mnclimbing. On this post he sounds like he is about to rub one out over the chance to use his new tent. "Ooh! Ooh! I'm getting all excited about this now 'cause I got my new tent yesterday. I was tired of that huge thing I had a the gathering 'cause it's too big 'n' heavy for one and it leaks. Razz I suppose it's 'cause it's ten years old, but that doesn't mean it's not irritating. Anyway - I'll be all ready to camp on Saturday night in my brand-spanking-new Mountain Hardware PCT 2. Can't wait!" http://www.minnesotaclimbing.com/index.p...sc&start=15

I must say thats the most fun I've had on the internet in awhile. Hey chaps go french free a 5.5 in your favorite gym VE.

It wasn't about Minnesota. Great state. Why I was in Duluth and Cass Lake last fall. But old Chaps has his knickers all bunched up. It was fun pulling them up a little tighter.

Next! Actually we have pub clubs to waste our lives.

Wow a 40 foot rope. Hope you don't run it out too far.

Here is a classic quote from their board. Amazing climbing. "Its funny that in Minnesota we do anything we can to make our climbs longer. Everywhere else in the world, people combine pitches, here we climb a 60 foot climb in three pitches just because we can. I suggest climbing Lost Ego and Sentinel Cracks as a 2-3 pitch route. You can belay on top of Lost Ego, and then set up another belay on the ledge at the start of the double cracks, and there you have it. A taylor's falls three pitch classic. Just remember to bring at least a 40 foot rope." http://www.minnesotaclimbing.com/modules...topic&t=577

Read all about here. Drive up their hits and soon they'll be the Number 1 climbing site on the World Wide Web. http://www.minnesotaclimbing.com/index.php

At least the have a snafflehound as their state rodent. Go Gophers!

I am waiting to read your Trip Report for Eagle Mountain. Did you need supplemental oxygen. Were you scared to be at 2,301 feet above sea level. What is that in meters? Does this look like Caddis to you?

Do they make you work straight through the day in the Cheese curd factory?

Go post it on your Magnum Opus, Opie. Anyone see the resemblance?

I love this putdown from their site. This is right you there with classic Trask. "Unsure how. I understand being a buttbaby propogates your position as a dip sh t but, how do you claim to have ever possessed such a thing coming from such an unnatural position. Hmm, crude open ended and the last response you will solicit. Perhaps the example of a boot lowered to the task of nudging away a transient before being solidly stepped into as its owner ascends to the height of a normal man is reflective of the position I am taking."

You can't say fido here, only on http://www.minnesotaclimbing.com/index.php The home of the world's slowest chess game.

Welcome to spray. Its been a while since we had a human barbeque. Hoe we didn't steal too much of your bandwidth. Did it interfer with your Dad's porn surfing this afternoon? Your smackdown prowess is simply.... well simple. I think you've been fluffing a little too much and the starch in your tighty whiteys is chaffing your manhood.

Damn Ireneo, you should do standup comedy.

Hi kettle. Hey wanker, we had fun with you and your site. Glad we could spice it up for you. Now go gargle butt gravy asseyes, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Isn't it past your bedtime now? I mean it must be after 8 pm in Minnesota.

Thats only fair, hope you can hold your own. Where is Trask now?

I think that would be Chaps is chapped! Hey old Chap don't go off thread. It would be rude. Welcome to the insane asylum. Dru is our leading nut case.

That was childish and rude, but boy was it funny. It was like watching a slow motion train wreck. You know what is going to happen and you just sit back and watch the fireworks go boom. I'll bet they are sitting around wondering what was all that about.

Sie sind von den Durch Mutation entstehende Variation Bergsteigern vom Land der Vulkane und der choss eingedrungen worden I was so enthralled by their lederhosen discussion in german, thought we could start a similar discussion here.

The funniest part is they have NO idea who and what is happening.

they worship snafflehounds over there too

Check out the lederhosen thread These guys really know how to party, errr "get down", or what was that Prince quote?