gapertimmy

ironic, i believe cletus and i looked up at north/middle sisters and said something just like that, whats the scoop fellas! This weekend was a gem indeed. its raining in central OR today, and is going to stay that way most of the week very warm and soggy at 6500 here

This morning started out much like the rest, wake up, stuff a bagel in my face, make the long commute to the hills. By the time I arrive, the bowels are churning away, and the little ones are asking to be set free into their watery playground. So I made my way to the best pooper on the hill (The Executive Washroom), pulled out the cell phone to play some vids, and then got down to business. My mind drifted off, away from the cell phone video game, and i found myself contemplating a much greater, more important issue. This morning, I had a poop epiphany. I realized that probably close to 75% of my shitting is done at work, in that very stall. At first I was amused by this fact, but then I was very alarmed, and shocked. I took this to the next level, and decided to analyze my PTL, or Poop To Location Ratio. This of course means, a rough estimate of how much you poop at different locations. I broke it down into the following categories: WORK HOME PUBLIC RESTROOMS (Rest Stops, Restaraunts, Bars) BACKCOUNTRY TRAILHEAD I figured that my PTL for the above locations was probably along the lines of these percentages: work 75 home 23 public 1 backcountry .25 trailhead .75 While many might find this pointless, or perhaps nasty that i am analyzing shit in this way, i think one can find out some interesting things about their shatting habbits, and possibly set some goals based on their PTL. From my above example, a few things can be gathered: 1. I work too much, or just spend too much time up here in general (saying that I really don't work that often) 2. I don't like using public restrooms (nuff said) and most importantly 3. I'm not spending enought time shitting in the outdoors, which means i need to make a better effort to be in the backcountry, climbing, and doing other shit, like shitting. My goal for this summer is to up the Backcountry and Trailhead PTL to closer to a combined 6-10%, i know this is a very agressive goal, but i feel as if I have it in me. I will keep you posted on the outcome of my new study. timmay

looks like lil guy is aobut ot sit start out of that crib, congrats!

Bend Brewery

i'm guessing the sisters traverse was super duper sloppy much like the leuty's tr, even North facing aspects were super mankage by like 11 on saturday

if i can mooch a ride then i'll bring some stout, but its not looking good right now. c'mon cletus you know you want to go.

they are excellent, i especially like the powder blue color, it matches my one piece ski suit i hate being at work

so fekkin plab, thanks for posting those cletus GIT SUM

it was nice out there today a good time was had by all

i believe the FSTD (first spring tobogaan descent) was done back in 97

i'd be willing to bring up some goods from the deschutes, preferences? porter or stout?

freshiez and plab are both underused, you indeed are all so suck

perhaps slapshot?

wsu indeed had its day as the party school, but imho, those days are far over. ever since the riots, the place just lost its flair. growing up under the supervision of a die hard cougar fan i can't help but

quit fuckin wit homeboys flow, we should have a rap off just like 8 mile, that would be phat, mad hits to da dome boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

the ranger at smiffy ain't that bad, he's a pretty nice guy if you get to know him a bit, he just isn't a climber, which seems a bit odd, but he's still a nice guy. for those of you who have issues like those stated above, find less used wilderness, and go mid week, and you won't see a soul.

still looking for a ride. shred might be going, but i still can't get to pdx, hoping i can talk cletus into going otherwise i'm fahqed. any eugener's going? I could get over there saturday morning.

minx, i was referring to his choice of higher education, not the climbing directions to pullman: drive east to spokane till you smell it turn south until you step in it

i'm sorry 'bow down to washington'

its snowing again, call in sick tomorrow, come ride with me

who wants to carpool from OR?

probably, i'm not a very interesting person and i often do repeat myself. its hard for me to come up with new material ahhh fuck there i go again

probably, i'm not a very interesting person and i often do repeat myself. its hard for me to come up with new material

probably, i'm not a very interesting person and i often do repeat myself. its hard for me to come up with new material