gapertimmy

route?

mt bachelor, its all yours

yo momma's stinks

you are all so suck (NOT)

This weekend will mark the first ever group of cc.com wankers to compete in the US Bank Pole Pedal Paddle here in lovely Bend Oregone. We have been training for the past 8 months in preperation for the competition. Our strict diet of gu injected horsecock has our bodies in the primest conditions of our collective lives, we should be a top runner to take 1st place. The Squad: Wife of Gaper, EarthBikeGay (lurker), Fejas, Sketchfest and myself we'll be mobbin down the hill saturday, and festivities will follow at chez gaper saturday evening. If anyone is planning on coming to smiffy tuff this weekend, please come join the fun saturday night. there will be plenty of pubes, hc, and beer for all. we might even be able to convince the puppies to perform a rendition of the infamous head humping incident.

backcountry ski oregon ~ corniez three sisters wilderness map ~ 8===D Spray, Volume 2003 ~ cc.com

drul- why you always bringing up the furries? is there something you would like to share?

yeti is plab.

i believe they can only ticket you if you are at your vehichle, otherwise they can't prove it was you driving the vehichle that day or something gay like that. like e said, this is just asking you to kindly send a check in, but don't do it. they might actually log your non compliance into a databse somewhere but the forest service is way 1981 so i wouldn't count on it.

yeti words of wisdom

most well racked girls i've hiked with have gregory packs, perhaps its a coincidence, perhaps not. perhpas i was looking at the ta-ta's instead of checking the fit of the pack

a nice smooth rock or better yet, your partners balaclava are both favorites, oops since dru started this thread, favourites.

interesting, perhaps it could be the IP and the session from teh same IP is still active in the database, the best bet is to make sure you log out, and this should terminate the session from that IP

the matrix has you. lets see, do you share a computer? the only way this may happen is if there is a cookie set on that computer

my dogs shave their genitalia, would you like to see those picts?

perhaps we should post pictures and then vote

twas a bit heavy in the trees but out in the open it was nice... btw cletus the security guy calls me up and asks who's saaaaaaab that was he ticketed, fahqer

a nudder vote for shaving bumps- valid argument against, yet still this is a very small price to pay for no short and curliez also there is nothing like a freshly shazed nut sack, errr uhhh

this weekend 'd Thurs- Skinned up cowz face with my dogs, couple inches of freshish, great turns Fri- Wandered in the badlands in search of secret crags and saw 2 big horn sheep, talked to them about trask, and told them to watch out for erik and iain as well Sat- Harvested more freshish with Cletus Sun- Had to work but Becky came up with me and we again harvested 5" of freshish Mon AM- Get up here too early again, and get in a quick lap with homey cletus Ski Porn can be found HERE

cletus gettin sum this morning

i got some new skinz yesterday, so I HAD to go up today. there was light dusting of freshies down here in Bend, and this only made my 8=D grow even more. the freshie report said 2" new at the hill, so i grabbed the porno puppies and we were on our way. just skinned up the east side of bachy, veering left of the summit chair that was running this morning. fantastic conditions, little bit o dust over some crust made for some quick skinning. poor chinook just doesn't know how to pace himself, and tries to keep up with the lil bitch sierra, i'd imagine the two of them probably got in about 1k more vertical than i did, but it was fun to see the dogs getting face shots... sierra actually tips her head down mid turn and bites at the snow, she must get that from her dad. seriously though, it was a magical morning. i had been lamenting about where to go on my days off, and its amazing that a quick little 4 hour jaunt, out of bounds at bachelor was such a fantastic time. the turns were excellent, nice lite freshiez, and the best part is hauling ass down and watching the dogs chase after. good times!

so i'm considering making the drive up the 97 to come to the bbq, but would really like to get out and flail a bit. anyone have time off Thurs, Fri, Sat for some touring and hopefully turns. Ideally I would like to go camp out for a night or so, just so i can sleep outside (its been a while) i'm game for anything, helens, adams, tatoosh, muir hut smoke fest pm me if interested.

plab, time to go have some hood wood!

thats the spirit

so tempting.... whats the weather lookign like up there, its going to be shite down here thus i'm looking elsewheres...