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COL._Von_Spanker

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  1. That deserves to be rubbed in his face...
  2. ...the sloop wasn't "too late" when it was brought up...
  3. It was fixed trust me. And I didn't leave it. And I think we told you...but for some reason you seemed to have forgotten...hmmm I wonder why... Rock empire cams suck... E-Rock, another face with a name, nice meeting you too. I knew you were joking, I especially dislike those bands. You forgot cheryl crow and that stupid fucking wanna soak up the sun song..
  4. Funny, If I ever found or stole CD's those are the ones that I would immediately throw away. Built To Spill-"Ulitmate alternative Wavers" and "Perfect from now on" Dj Shadow- Endtroducing Mike Watt- Contemplating the Engine Room Shins- "Oh Inverted World" that's all I can think of for now.
  5. COL._Von_Spanker

    Tattoos

    1. Irish coat of arms. As of a few weeks ago my 3 siblings and I have this. The last to get it was my 39 year old sis. 2. Three filled in circles. The ultimate (reasonable) statement is on the neck above the collar, or on the hands. This says if you don't want to hire me cause of my tattoos than I would have wanted to work for you fuckers anyway. I would like a neck tat below the ear and a full sleeve on my left arm.
  6. Drill Instructor: How tall are you private? Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir! Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private? Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir! Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer? Cowboy: Sir! No Sir! Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you. The full version is for Tex...
  7. that's a bible quote...
  8. like (ben)jamin... Jah mon
  9. NO, it's when you are soloing while you both holding on to the same ice tool. It's a great way for couple to solo together.
  10. Gotcha.. Just curious about very current conditions...
  11. was this recently (yesterday or today)? or when erik was talking aboot?
  12. Yeah that's the approach I was thinking of...
  13. Yeah the avi danger is still a threat this weekend. Lame. Guess it's back to aiding in the rain at index.
  14. The base at the lodge at the ski are is 150" right now (or so they say). I looked at the approach from the ski area many time and it seems like you could tromp right over to the base from the ski area with out too much bushwhacking, this time of year. Is it some sort of illusion? sometimes what you see can be pretty deceptive when yer in the mountains. I've just heard horror stories about the approach.
  15. I buy a beer for anyone who sends one of the viaduct cracks and tops out.
  16. Somwhere near the base of colchuck balanced rock?
  17. you can just see the route almost the entire way by just following the line of missing lichen... You certainly can...It must be somwhere that get's climbed a lot... BTW that is Ehmmic on lead.
  18. don't get your hopes up dave...she's already said she has an ISO.
  19. COL._Von_Spanker

    bullshit!

    Since when does "the valley" mean Jtree? And why does an NPS ranger need night vision and listening devices...I don't think there are many meth labs in camp 4.
  20. There it is. All the info... But do the items really exist? All that's there are drawings.
  21. On the inside from the two rear corners to the middle front of the fly, there appears to be a loop that can be fastened over a pole on the inside of the fly.
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