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COL._Von_Spanker

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  1. Since most of you losers are online and own computers, I have to ask; Does anyone Medal of Honor Allied Assault? Adult gamer geeks unite.
  2. Here is a photo from a similar boealps (or mounties) day. We were the first on the top (thankfully)using a running belay of about 2 pickets. There were 3 times more people than you see in the photo
  3. Regarding the sportivas: The synthetics will not keep your feet dry if it starts to get wet. This can be attributed to a number of factors. One, erywhere there is stitching there is a place for water to penetrate. Two; washington is wet a hell. I have the trango s' and they get wet. I'm not sure how to combat this as snowseals not the greatest on synthetic and fabrics. Sometimes I wish they were more like standard leather that I could put a normal waterproof coating of snowseal on before each trip.
  4. I postholed and wallowed in snow for 12 hours.
  5. Yes there are many. Any Takers? BTW, I thought David Parker has suggested the New Orleans?
  6. If you go to boundary be sure to wear your carhartts and mountainsmith fanny pack.
  7. For once I agree with you. But a good system is BB for happy hour (4-6, $2 pints) and then of to 'the beav'. Though I know I wont make it up before 6. So my new amended system is to stop at the skagit brewery and fill up my nalgene and drink it on the way. I'll start a b-ham pub club thread.
  8. I'm going to vegas at the end of the month. Anyone want to climb there? Or know anyone that wants to climb there?
  9. It's not our fault you live in tacoma/sno-ho. And if blue collar is your argument, than I can assure you that there are plenty of places in seattle that could be classified as blue collar or Whiskey Tango. I gotta go change my depends.
  10. That was us then. Slushy snow poorly bonded to rock on the route. Any "Ice" that has formed up was quickly unforming and making it's way off the mt. Good views from the top of vepser.
  11. LAME LAME LAME To Far for 98% of attendees, Too Much DUI potential.
  12. True.
  13. So where do you pick up one of those fancy rowboats that those other crazies have? Or are you just gonna use one of these
  14. Dwayner, What is the origin of Ph.D.? When a person get's a Ph.D. they are doctor of philosphy, so if you get your Ph.d. in philosophy, do you have a doctorate of philosphy in philosphy?
  15. Isn't the amount of wax more a function of the scraping than the initial application?
  16. Horses Ass
  17. You shouldn't need a scraper that's as wide as the board. It sounds like you have the basic idea, at little practice should clear everything up. The trick is the iron handling when you are spreading the wax.
  18. Between $1,000 and $2,000 bucks. I don't know much about it, but I think this is a pretty well respected acreditation, though I wouldn't shell out the dough. It doesn't really have much to do with my point which I don't remember any more, but damn, those are some stout requirements.
  19. AMGA AMGA has the REAL certification requirements, tough ones anyway. "You meet the prerequisites for the Rock Instructor Certification Exam if you: 1) have successfully completed the Rock Instructor Course and professionally guided 40 days (paid) since taking that course. Include documentation in your program application; 2) are a current Individual Member of the AMGA; 3) provide a personal climbing resume of at least 50 multi-pitch traditional climbs within the last 2 years, showing each of the following; a) that you have led or shared lead on at least 10 routes Grade III, and 4 routes Grade IV; b) that you have led at least 20 traditional routes rated 5.10c or harder (if these are multipitch, they may be included in the 50 above); 4) can safely and comfortably lead crack and face climbs rated 5.10c, A2 at the time of the exam; 5) are at least age 18; 6) have current Wilderness First Responder certification or better." and You meet the prerequisites for the Advanced Rock Guide Course if you: 1) have successfully completed the Rock Instructor Course and can document that you have guided professionally (paid) 40 days since taking that course; 2) are a current Associate Member or higher of the AMGA; 3) provide a personal climbing resume of at least 50 climbs, showing each of the following; a) that you have led or shared lead on at least 5 routes Grade IV or longer and at least 4 routes Grade V or longer; b) that you have led at least 10 traditional routes rated 5.10b or harder; 4) can safely and comfortably lead crack and face climbs rated 5.10b, A2 at the time of the course; 5) possess equipment suitable for Grade IV routes; 6) have current Wilderness First Responder certification; 7) are at least age 18; 8) provide a letter of reference from a Certified Rock Guide indicating suitability for this course. Alpine "You may enroll in the Advanced Alpine Guides Course if you meet the following prerequisites: 1) Have completed the Alpine Guide Course; 2) You are a current Associate Member or higher of the AMGA; 3) Have at least five years of alpine climbing experience; 4) Provide a personal climbing resume showing each of the following: a) 30 different alpine climbs, with experience in at least two different areas (e.g. the Andes and Alaska). b) 10 different alpine rock climbs rated 5.7 or harder c) 10 different glacier routes with significant crevasse hazard d) 5 different waterfall ice climbs rated WI 4 or harder 5) You can safely and comfortably lead, in rock shoes, crack and face climbs rated 5.10a at the time of the course; 6) You can safely and comfortably lead, in stiff mountaineering boots, crack and face climbs rated 5.7 at the time of the course; 7) You are able to comfortably employ French crampon techniques on 40 degree hard, frozen snow in ascent and descent at the time of the course; 8) You can safely and comfortably lead WI 4 at the time of the course; 9) Have a current Wilderness First Responder certification; 10) Have completed an AMGA approved Level II avalanche course, or have the Discipline Coordinator’s or Technical Director’s written approval for an alternate course. 11) You are at least age 18.
  20. "but I would say the numbers applying and those that actually get jobs is a huge difference" Exactly, so why not just train the person whos personality and other skills mesh, like nearly all other business in the country operate? Like I said earlier it's a troll, with employment potential as the bait, in an unstable economy to get people to take the course so they can make some money. Using the excuse that tough times call for this sort of practice does not make it OK. The life of a guide is a lifestyle choice and a labor of love, I don't think there are any guides that got in it for the money.
  21. It's totally different, and you must be quite the dumbass to not see it. If I got an outdoor rec degree maybe toss in and environmental science degree I could go here and apply for most of the listed jobs. These employers after looking at my education histort and experience would be able to make and eductated asessment of my skill level. Now if applied for the same jobs and just listed certified guide by joe jo-jo jr. Shabadoo guide service it ain't gonna mean shit to anyone but Joey jo-jo.
  22. APPLES AND ORANGES MAN. So do colleges say "Job opening for a professor, but first you must complete OUR grad school program for (insert department here) to teach at our school" No, they hire based on qualifications, with the assumption and requirement the the necessary education level and skills are present. Law enforcement academy is a nationally accepted training as are many EMT, and fire academys. These are a far cry from John Doe guide service.
  23. Will this be Erdens new avatar image? Good Luck Erden.
  24. Notice the lack of La Sportiva on their US sales site.
  25. So they are twice the cost because they say BD?
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