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Sheepskin seats. Understandable. "Man who had sex with bike in court By Richard Alleyne Last Updated: 2:07am GMT 31/10/2007 A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle. Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers. She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply. "They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex." Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month. He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993."

Damn. I used to work at Protocol Systems right up the street. I probably jogged past your house. company which wuz and is begging to be our fastener bitches ™ fixed

The last 36 words? Why did you stop at 36? Seems arbitraily short...hmmm BTW, glad you won the pot, but who won the tourny? Hey, do I need to ask how it is I never get invited to play with the cool kids? I'm curious, do you remember what the buy in was and how much $ did you get for winning?

Where in that Bible quote does God say to put a tourniquet on it b4 you saw it off? Not there, is it? What a weasel.

sure is - thanks for sharing it Wayne.

Back on topic: if any of you dudes or dudettes play and want a challenge, we have a Ping Pong table at work ready to go 24/7 and I usually get on it at least once a day, sometimes 2 or 3 times for sets of 3 games usually. Stop in anytime during work hours for a match. Kevbone, should have compared notes sooner as we use to be neighbors before you moved, we're on Nimbus ave in Beaverton. I use to walk down the creek for stress relief till we got it, so I suspect my health is going to shit with it here......sigh....

ha ha ! Nice catch.

you have no idea how stoked i am on my kids...not climbing per se, but in general... I know - I know. BTW, heading out in just a bit to play hookey and hang with my 17 yr old son and get some turns on the snow up at the mountain. He's graduating early and could be gone off the college anytime, so I'm trying to enjoy the lad while he's still around. opps, changed the topic away from climbing, my bad.

I'd love to have one, sent the funds. BTW, can you change me back to couchmaster instead of sprayprentic under my name? Graaacissssss

Joe Biden Didn't see his box. BTW, Juliani may be misspelled unless he changed the spelling recently. G @2nd choice probably is Bloomberg, then John McCain, But I'll admit that Hillary would do a better job than Bush on her worst day. I suspect that Obama as a President would be a horror show worst than what we have now. ________________________________________________ Obama: "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT CHANGE"! "What kind of change?" Uhhh "REAL CHANGE!"

Is Porter talkin about Rat the CC.com poster, or the supergroup called Rat, who did the wonderful and powerfully moving song "Out of the cellar"? I'm confused. Is this how it feels to be Kevbone?

this would concern me more if i actually made enough a year to sock 2k away OK: taking a longer and wider view - please consider this an obligation that the gov't, and folks like Bob Dole, are going to let your children deal with and pay for. By not encouraging those who CAN do so, in fact penalizing them if they overstuff their retirement account, they will will invariable be more of a burden on our society late in life. Can't tell you how much, maybe we can ask our kids in a few years.

"Re: Party's over folks" You're kidding...right.....THE KEG IS ABOUT TO GET TAPPED....

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Thats not his wife T, but hot. Do you think he'd be running all over the country if she was at home....alone? BTW, are they letting the flag hit the ground there.

Then you would be surprised to learn that Bob Dole had 4 pensions, all with huge $, while simultaneously voting to *fucK you in the ass by not expanding Iras - leaving the limits at $2000 a year.

I've given him enough valuable beta. Shit, my post should reap a $2,000 guiding fee. I'm not going to spoon feed him on the rope issue. He's got to learn self reliance if he's going to have a chance of making Rainier. tvash...its a fucking troll...this chaps person is not a climber. HA HA HA! Nice catch Kev. Hey, time for a another climbing movie drinkathon at Jim's eh? I have one I got and haven't watched, I think it's Masters of Stone 1 and 2. Oh, Decristo: welcome. Not to late to post the link over there is it? I'm sure Dwayner would find it interesting.

Too cold. And wet. Hope that answers some of the questions.

Why Feb.? Why not that weather window in Jan or March? Letsroll, solid classic!

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Well, give it a month Peter or 2 as it's wet as hell out there and no ice to speak up locally, I'm sure if you give it some time, we'll all be exploring the new cliffs we sat and found on our topo searches all winter. I'm looking into GPS...anyone like the new Delorme ? No sense getting too lost, traditionally, I go wandering around in the wood sans map and compass and it works, but is inefficient as hell.

Link I saw the "I just died" thread just get moved to spray. My question is, did I just send my "found new Topo web site" up on the climbing thread to hell and it's gonna be moved to here given my attack on Raindawg? Should I take that post with all the pictures and teasing off and put it here by itself? In my defense, I was just being honest.

"Show of hands now, and please try and be honest this time, who just found a cliff to explore as soon as the snow melts? " [font:Arial Black]"ooOOOO ooOOO ooOOO pick me pick me PICK ME! I found 3 already! " [/font] "Hello, over here at the Vatican, pick me" "Sorry, too dogmatic. Can't pick a Pope thats one of the rules....anyone else?" ....."anyone?"..... "Yes, how about you Billy." [font:Arial Black]" I found 3 already! " [/font] "That's nice.....Now, can anyone guess who will NOT be invited out to play because they do not play well with others? That's NOT be invited out? " [font:Arial Black]"ooOOOO ooOOO ooOOO pick me pick me PICK ME I know that one it's that bitch Raindawg! " [/font] "Thats right, that nasty Raindawg. Good answer Billy, but please wait until you are called on next time! And please do not say Bitch even if they are. If we want someone bitching, pissing and moaning all the time we can just stay home with our loved ones, can't we? Very good answer " "Now do your homework tonight and tomorrows lesson is titled "Bolting: skillfully, rapidly and effectively....and as a treat, we will be doing a hands on with the classes new drill, which we will call the lil Dawg. "

Not just that Sobo, but if you switch to the topo version, you'll see he's a big MF, so be careful.