Dear MisterErection,
I'm no longer a teacher, therefore I reserve the right to call all you undereducated, low-brain-capacity retards on your retarded shit-talkin' shit, without fear of repercussions from administration or the potential (though admittedly well-aimed) jab at my inability to educate. Because I don't give a fuck about enriching anyone's life anymore. It's all about ME, bitch, ME!