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I get OW's humor just fine. He leaves it up to the reader to decide whether or not he's using satire effectively. You, OTOH, blatantly state the candidate's attempt at singing a tribute is tasteless. That's an entirely different brand of "humor." You are being a douchebag about this anniversary in every conceivable way that you possibly can. Please give your bold attempts at humor a rest for just one fucking day, will ya? Don't you get it, Sobo? He's assigning blame through sarcasm and changing the mf'ing world!

Why? Does he normally watch the whole video?

As dumb as the Boner acts for his own amusement, he usually does have one, and it's cute and noble usually too. You on the other hand only ever have 1 point: "Look at me, I'm so smart"

Yeeaahhh, and... that's all the Arab countries, so what's your point?

Yeah, Dude. That joke has LEGS!

Did the Mrs. give you catnip today?

Fixed that for ya. Prole's so folksy, isn't he? Drinking bud light on the couch on the front porch and telling all the downtrodden who will listen exactly what changes they need to make so that they can rise up against their Scotch and Bourbon drinking oppressors and free themselves from the bondage of consumerism. Or on a slow day, perhaps just sharing an organic fruit salad recipe he put together after a ride on the Metro down to the farmer's market.

We're buddies now, right?

Porter, your spray is so profound. How do you come up with this stuff? It's as though you're a seasoned and trained taster. At times, I try to emulate your spray, because I think you've got it down, but, at long last, I finally realize, and call you master. I'm serious. Unless , of course, you actually mean all that jibberish about scotch, in which case you can add a few drops of urine to some gasoline for all I care.

You do NOT need to add water to the Nadurra though it is cask strength. Just sip smaller quantities, and enjoy the oily feeling of the Scotch mix in with the saliva in your mouth. Some Scotches benefit from a VERY tiny (few drops max) bit of water, but this one is good without. I haven't had cask-strength Laphroaig, but I saw it at the liquor store and have it on my list. I'll probably get it when I finish this bottle of Laphroaig 10. I can't feel right without having SOME type of Laphroaig in the house. I can't stand this sort of snobbery. I doubt you, or anyone else, could tell the difference between a glass of scotch with a "few drops" of water in it, vs. a glass without water in a blind tasting. Furthermore, I doubt you could describe the positive changes in flavor profile this addition creates, even if the tasting weren't blind, other than "more mild". And if "more mild" works for one brand of scotch, it will work for others. It's not like you're going to start tasting skunk fart in Nadurra if you add some water.

Her certainly does. Right on the money with each of his sound-bites.

Why would you ever click a Drul link?

Cute. A nazi joke.

I've been out, you know, doing stuff (and occasionally posting filth so offensive that it gets deleted), so I'm just curious. I want to know if our "efforts" have worked? If so, sweet. If not, well, I didn't really see how it would work in the way he seemed to think it would anyway.

Wow, a comedian doing a celebrity impression. You sure can dig up the gems, boner.

Riiiiight

Radon sniffer. You don't have to break a window to get a VIN. Duh. Keep on believing that you are above the law because of your political religion AND beyond its reach. I'm sure that's going to keep working out for you just fine.

and dump a cup of urine in the driver's seat.

Hey, Radon dipshit. They take VIN numbers too, which are linked to your state registration. Good luck getting out of that one.

Yeah, nix the Bacon Forum, the Hippie Forum would be way much more interesting. Cuz if money could just be free, then I would buy a bigger house and a SUV. Yeah, even the telemartwats make bacon jokes all the time.

You got this thread, going, maaaaan.

"Hey, I don't want a job, I have no vision and no direction, and I dont' know what to do with my time, so I'm going to go pioneer new routes and climbing techniques on some big walls, at great personal risk and sacrifice" or "Hey, I don't want a job, I have no vision and no direction, and I dont' know what to do with my time, so I'm going to go hang out in the woods with a bunch of other people where we won't feel persecuted and play music on an instrument I never actually had the determination to learn." Hmmmm?

Who ever said they thought they knew you? you're the one pretending to have extacted the true nature of others in this thread through your devastating troll.

PS, Crimper. The Yosemite trad climbers of the 60's and 70's were individualists with a vision. Most of them turned that into a career. The "Rainbow Family" is a just a bunch of group-think, self-righteous assholes who found their calling by copying some of the marginal past-times of actual individualists. I'm quite sure my life is fine.