Devastating in its intellectual superiority. Now let me inform you of something, your little "is your ass sore" joke has always been an allusion to anal sex, as far back as it has existed. It has nothing to do with an "ass-kicking". Did it make you feel all icky inside to know you might have been slightly homophobic today? Ewww, you can't have ugly thoughts can you? It takes the edge off the righteous indignation.
Yes, more please, your head is swelling with the knowledge you drop incessantly during fits of interweb RAGE!!!! Did you loose sleep last night crafting this post, cause I'll let you in on a little secret... ah nevermind.