Dr_Flash_Amazing

Good idea, Greg. Who the hell needs social services anyway? Losers, that's who.

Hold up there, friend. What's this "work" business you're going on about?

Trask, this proves incontrovertably that you are indeed the straight-shooting hetero you've always insisted that you are. After all, what other sort of person would relish the sight of a man in a jock strap enduring self-inflicted incontinence in a public place?

Sounds enticing, but no dice this weekend, as the dreaded family obligations have us booked up ... something about a future mother-in-law's birthday. Might be important.

NEXT Monday?! That's in, like ... uhhh ... a week!

Muffy, you're right, there is no stage at Smith. Iain just can't spell "sage," which is everywhere at Smith, although it would be far more dangerous to get clobbered by the towering juniper. Speaking of getting clobbered by trees, how 'bout the downed pine by Ship Rock? Impressive.

Ha! Tek dat, bomba clot batty boi! Ta raas! Ya head fulla mango, yah so!

What about the DBBB, people? None better for hangdogging applications. Strong like a truck, easy to untie like butter. Yep.

That's what Dr. Flash "not that Monk" Amazing was going to say. Shit, DFA doesn't even really like the Clash (scandalous!) and he knew that.

Of course, DFA doesn't even have any Thelonius Monk in his collection of musical discs, so he's hardly qualified to comment ...

That's pretty much what Dr. Flash Amazing was just asking.

Wasn't he a bit too working-class socialist for your taste, Gregg-man? Or is this like Caveman's inexplicable affinity for Dead Kennedys and Trask's alleged taste for Fugazi?

It's funny, an anagram of "jingoism" is "in go jism." Dirty!

You dissing DFA's near-unibrow, you fuck?

Well, the Doctor just figured that since the question had already been asked, the emphasis was implicit. In so many words.

No, senor. Unas palabras son buenos en Espanol tambien.

He's saying, in so many words, that whether or not to vote is a choice just like who to vote for, and people are free to make that choice. And, as autonomous people, it is OK for them to make that choice. Or something like that.

Or was that John Holmes?

Trask, do us a favor and go die for your country. ASAP.

THIS company?

Ha! DFA fucked up your rating! You're now leading the curve!

Trash, what'samatta? You're awfully PC today. Why don't you cut loose and tell us how you really feel?

Trask, you've backed so far into the closet, it's getting hard to see you in there, what with the piles of designer shoes and hangers of chic club-wear in the way. Polish up your penny loafers and mince your way out into the world like the sassy little queen that you know you are. GO, girl!

Huh ha ha ha haaaaaaa!! Quality entertainment, ladies and gentlemen; give the lad a round of applause!

Dr. Flash Amazing is opposed to all drilling except for bolts and two-finger pockets.