Dr_Flash_Amazing

Hmmm ... somewhere in the forest ... and it looks like a choss pile!

Tu eres anti-Christo!

What's narrow-minded about trying something and not liking it? You can have your Dry-taco Comelona foods. The Doctor will be happily chowing tacos de asada from La Bonita and drinking Negra Modelo.

What, like all the time?

Calaca Comelona was TOO authentic. Call the Doctor what you will (Lord knows somebody will call him something), but three chunks of dry meat on a tortilla with nothing else on it does NOT make a good taco, regardless of whether genuine hombres eat them that way in Guadalajara.

Bah! You can't approach La Cruda as "Mexican" food! Of course it's no La Bonita or La Sirenita or whatever other too-Mexican-to-be-true Mexican food toasts your tortilla. It's new-wave Tex-Mex as viewed through a thick filter of PNW rain. Anyway, if you don't like it, what ev', you don't have to. And speaking of the PRG, are you part of the posse grande heading to Red Rox in March?

That's about enough out of you, buster.

Order the Gone Troppo Tacos next time, Mr. Picky. YUMMY. Anyway, their food doesn't suck! In any case, their mango margaritas are, indeed, the shit. Something fine about cruising over there after trashing yourself at the gym (wah wah wah gym climbing is dumb wah wah ... shutup), warming up with a margarita, then enjoying your meal with a nice, cold Hamm's. Ahhhh ...

Yeti spaghetti?

"A Palladiated system is under the complete control of Microsoft at all times." Oh, yeah, "Palladiated" is totally a legit word. Uh huh. I wonder what they think Microsoft is going to be doing with our computers? Do these people think Bill Gates is going to hire a couple million extra employees to just sit around monitoring every Joe Halfrack's word-processing activities? Maybe get on your computer and leverage some of your processor's processoring to get Microsoft's ttaxes done in record time? On one hand, this sounds like it is something that could be done; on the other hand, it sounds like it's blown way-ay-aaayyyy out of proportion. *yawn*

the beauty of dining at La Cruda is that they have cans of Hamm's for one dollar drink up

This post coming from the man who tried to label Dr. Flash Amazing as Dame Edna. Unbelievable! Now take your elbows off the table, put your napkin in your lap, and for goodness sake stop slouching!

REI has a non-bleachy, non-tasting cleaning solution for water bags and such. Not too spendy, and you only need a couple drops at a time, so it lasts forev'. Comes in a little white bottle, maybe 4 oz., with a green/earth-tone label. It's saved the Doctor's Camelbak and Platypuses from some serious mank on a couple occasions. It's nice for thermoses and stuff, too, so you don't have soap residue hangin' around. Highly recommended.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Viva the 80's! And for the new age: Toothbrush and chalkpot and crashpad so cushy Prana short-shorts show off crag-betty tushy Warm up on Magic Lite, then go send Kings ... these are a few of my favorite things! This game rocks.

What are you talking aboat, eh? It's tohtally complicated, eh.

Yeah, the cops found it about a month later. The climbing gear was still in it, but everything else was MIA. The insurance company had already coughed up the dough, though, so the car was auctioned off, which was fine since it was a pain in the ass ('85 Toyota van, the biggest mechanical hassle ever).

Sorry, RobKnob; but DFA is WAY younger than that. The glasses aren't too far off, though.

Actually, that's just a 3/4 scale representation of the Doctor, which he had commissioned in honor of AmazingCo, Inc's 10th anniversary. But yeah, the huge hammer and the way honed abs are right on. A man is nothing without a five-pound sledge hammer. Funny thing, the jacket that lady is wearing is just like the one Bootsy had on in 'Standing in the Shadows of Motown'. Far out, brother.

So true, so true; we shouldn't have to worry about that crap. The last time the Doctor left his gear in the car, someone took the whole car. Oops! So since then, nothing gets left in the car. Hard to imagine someone being so needy as to take your chains, though. Anyway, sorry for your losses. That's the big suck.

Right-winged? Let's not go quite THAT far. No, it's just that the hanky-panky is cheesy-weesy, is all.

See, that's totally the key right there. You don't want to be weilding sharp implements with the clumsy hand. It'd take half an hour to cut up a pork chop.

Muffy, re-read a few posts above. It's not just women. It's not just women. It's not just women. It's not just women. If you think that the Doctor finds all the uber-cheesy cyber-groping perpetrated by the gutter-bound horndogs on this bbs any less yuck than that perpetrated by the femmes, you're mistaken. It lends the site a decidedly truckstop feel, in the worst possible way.

Tired, SC. Damned tired at that.

Not so, CT! DFA may occasionally upload enough fucking profanity to shame a lumberjack, but the Doctor does not get all goo-goo-gah-gah talking about slathering other cc.comers with baby oil, man goo, etc. Potty talk does not = pillow talk.

Right-handed. Although the Doctor wears a watch on the right hand (when wearing a watch), and if using a fork and knife together uses the fork in the left hand. Weird.