Dr_Flash_Amazing

DFA has a Moonstone sleepin' bag. It's one of those rare animals that is actually warm to its rated temperature, which is conservatively listed as 5-25 degrees. Unlike some 20-degree bags that are warm to about 40 degrees. Nice and toasty. Got it on the cheap, too! Thanks, Moonstone!

Trad climbers make stupid generalizations.

It's also possible that Dr. Flash Amazing thought for a second about what units to use for force, pulled a number out of thin air, and slapped the two together to make an answer to your math problem. Hence the wildly incorrect answer.

But who will decide whether something is "spray" or whether it's just "shit that doesn't make any sense"? Can we put shit that doesn't make any sense in a route report thread? What happens if someone's chestbeat route report doesn't make any sense? Can you call someone a buttnugget in a "shit that doesn't make any sense" thread? You're opening up a Pandora's Box of worms here.

Is the Food and Drug Administration involved in that sort of activity, Trash?

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teabagger

Bwa ha ha hahahahahaha! Tha's hilar'.

Don't forget Al Qaeda!

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Cripes. That's a real fucker, there. Que malo.

Climbing?

Oh, and Dan Osman.

Can we get a little Dean Potter in there?

You need to lay off the dope so you can remember your shit, Ras Erik.

Yes?

Hey! That's, like, some kind of sarcastic remark, isn't it? Oooohhhh, Morris, you make me so mad!

Isn't it just a matter of waiting till the right time of the month?

That's where DFA scored that choice "stay off the Siachen Glacier" beta. Pretty good article, too.

Trask does more cut and paste than a special-ed kindergarten class.

No, Iain, that's Euro death rock. Get yo' shit right, foo'!

Just stay off the Siachen Glacier and everything should be hunky-dory.

Now THAT'S funny. HA-HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sweet. This's gotta be the dumbest thread ever created, and yet it has sprouted wings and soared to a lofty two pages! Two pages of utter crap, mind you, but still.

You come across kinda bitchy, Fern.