Dr_Flash_Amazing

Why don't you quit leaving stuff in your Jeep, Ms. Genius?

It's not just women being flirty that's obnox', it's anyone. Y'all wanna talk dirty, then send each other PMs. But reading that shit is yuck, especially when it's between married people who aren't married to each other. Gag-o-rama, people.

Why's that, Fairweather? Did your PoliSci professor make that question up for you or something? Smartass.

Whooo! Way to keep things nice and simple! Careful you don't put any more thought into it than that, you may realize you've been walking about with head in ass for most of your life!

Well, DFA thought of taking it back, but it felt weird bringing food (close enough) back. Call the Doctor stupid, (go ahead, do it!), but he just let it be. But the temperature thing makes sense, though. How are you going to find out if the shit's been roasting in some warehouse, though? Portugal's a long ways away, after all.

Will the high temps do that? 'Cause the Doctor has picked up at least three different bottles of Port from Fred Meyer that were obviously bad for some reason, although one of them was sporting some mold on the cork. So DFA doesn't buy Port at the Fred Shed anymore.

17 out of 20. You chumps need to go back to school!

Greg, you cheap bastard! (Hey, you asked.) Anyway, bugger the price; if it's good, drink it. You ought to pick up some white port in the summer, it's a fine choice on a too-hot evening, and is best chilled. There's another fortified white wine called Malvasia that is also delish, but good luck finding it anywhere.

The Warrior and the Fonseca are pretty solid bets for Ruby Ports. The Doctor has found Tawny Port to be more enjoyable on the whole; a more subtle flavor with elements like baking spices, vanilla, and chocolate, and generally a bit more complex. The Sandeman Tawny is quite tasty for around twelve bucks, as well as Whiskers Blake (Australia) which has a very unique flavor. And if you're willing to spend a bit more, the aged Tawnies are outstanding. The Doctor is currently enjoying a Taylor Fladgate 10 year Tawny that is divine.

Mmmm ... some nice Appleton Estate 20 year ... gah gah.

A vodka tonic with Absolut Mandrin and a lime wedge is extremely tasty.

Martinis are yucko. Something made with gin and tonic, though ...

He's placing bolts at a belay, you morons. More bolts!

What's blasphemous about bolt-placement advice?

Well, Trask, someone had to balance your armchair analysis of "liberals".

How do you make a hormone? PAGETOPS!

*yyyaaaawwwwwn* You can do better than that, dude. Hell, Trask could probably crap something funnier than that. Back to the drawing board. Wake the Doctor when you can dredge up something that will amuse someone older than the Barney demographic.

Gee, Greg, that little quip was hilarious ... when DFA first heard it in third grade. Let's see if we can't bring those humor standards up to, say, highschool level at the very least. OK? Thanks, bud.

Congratulations, Greg! Your attention, please, everyone! Attention, attention! Thank you. Why don't we all give Greg a big round of applause for saying what he just said. Coming out is never easy, especially for someone with so many manliness issues as Greg, so this is truly a noteworthy accomplishment. Good work, Greg! "Dave, I'd like you to meet dad's 'special new friend', Greg. He'll be dropping by a lot to have breakfast with us. Sometimes he might even be in the kitchen before you get up. Sometimes he might be in dad's bath robe, but it's OK. You just treat him like one of the family and I won't box your ears. OK? That's good."

No, you're both wrong; it's: How do you make a hormone? Stick your dick in her!

Gracias. You're a rock 'em-sock 'em robot.

In the humble opinion of Dr. Flash Amazing, it's about time those meatheads in DC got something right. Score one for reason!

Wouldn't that be a pack of matching draws? Oh, all right, a pack. Quit doggin' the Doctor, dude!

Gotta be true.

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