Dr_Flash_Amazing

That's hella repulse-o, you sickmatic freakusaurus.

Those flicks rocked, and you two are morons. Simple, eh?

"Yarr! Avast, ye swabs, here comes the Cream of Wheat deliv'ryman! We'll blast 'im with the starb'rd cannons, and his cargo of farinaceous booty will be ours! Yarrr!"

"G ... Gregdalf the Grey?" "Gregdalf the Grey ... yes ... that name sounds familiar ... but I am Gregdalf the White!" "Gregdalf the White ..!"

Ha ha ha ha ha! That's a fine mental image. You should be easy to spot at the crags, at least!

Wait a sec, Dru. The image you posted shows the rope followed through the knot like a ring bend. Wasn't someone just saying not to follow it through, but to just take the two ends together and tie an overhand knot? Oh, this is SO confusing!

Actually, Dr. Flash Amazing tossed out a remarkably similar sexual act/drunk cheerleader/football team analogy a month or so ago. It seems as if Will Stick-up-the-assland has no problem dichotomously dissing the Doctor and selfishly snaking his similes.

But isn't that only going to load the bottom piece then?

So, given that the EDK is the knot of choice, why the menacing moniker?

"shakas."

There was a story in one of them climbing mags a while back, by "Big Wall Pete" Takeda if DFA is not mistaken, outlining the author's first foray into the aid realm. He didn't have a helmet, but didn't really figure he needed one (he may have been roped-soloing or something; in any case, he was on the sharp end and reasoned nothing was going to get knocked off on his head), and off he went. After something like four or five hook placements popped and cracked him square on the noggin, he retreated to the Valley floor, blood pouring down his face, to rustle up a helmet. Quelle grande amusement!

Rocking. ( ) Good work, Simpkins!

"girls love the jimmy it causes crazy friction when it goes up in it fluctuates their diction" - Tribe Called Quest

'Tis but a modest commute.

No, no, try chopping Chain Reaction, and see if you make it back to the parking lot.

Like - they keep the rain off of Smith Don't like - they keep the rain in PDX and you gotta drive over 'em to get to Smith Smith should be in Portland, and the Cascades should be on the coast!

Probably because racist rednecks are complete idiots. How's that for a timely response? Only, what, seven months?

Smith is part of the Cascades, right?

One of the snowboarding mags ran an article on that, but it was years ago. Might try googling for it, or seeing if either Transworld or Snowboarder has archived articles.

Hey! When you place a directional at the bottom of a route so your pieces don't rip from the bottom in the event of air time, do you place it for outward pull or upward pull? Or does it depend? Any conventional wisdom on this? Gumbyism rocks.

You are boring. Discuss.

Salaam alekum, brother Shahid! Al'ham du lellah!

"Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manischewitz goin' out to terrorize goyim stompin' shagitz screwin' shiksas as long as we're home by Saturday mornin' 'CAUSE HEY! WE'RE THE 'BREWS SPORTIN' ANTI-SWASTIKA TATTOOS OI! OI! WE'RE THE BOYS THE ORTHODOX, HASIDIC, O.G. OI's orthopedic Dr. Martens good for waffle makin' kickin' through the shin reputation gained through intimidation pacifism no longer tradition 'CAUSE HEY! WE'RE THE 'BREWS SPORTIN' ANTI-SWASTIKA TATTOOS OI! OI! WE'RE THE BREWS THE FAIRFAX GHETTO BOY SKINHEAD HEBREWS WE'VE GOT THE MIGHT! psycho meshuganas WE CAN'T LOSE A FIGHT! 'cause we are the chosen ones CHUTZPAH-DRIVEN we battle then we feast we celebrate we'll separate our milk plates from our meats OI! OI! [chorus]

Too busy soliciting a session with one of the syphilitic crackheads down at the free clinic, douchewater?

Aren't you the sweetheart?