Dr_Flash_Amazing

Thank you, thank you very much! Pure knowitall genius, ladies and gents!

Wherever I May Roam?

No fucking idea. Post something with chipped pockets next time!

OK, more hints, then. Is the rock actually as licheny and chossy as it looks in the photo? And if it's in the Marsupials or something, all bets are off. Is it on the back side?

Dru - how about the first pitch of Highway 97?

Judging by the chossy-looking rock and thick coating of green lichen, how about Hippos On Ice? (Understand, of course, that positive route ID is somewhat difficult with such a lo-res image.)

With white text, of course!

Right on, Chuck! 73 cents of school-lunch program fraud-prevention funds will be yours to Einstein with as you wish!

So that when you crap your pants on some runout alpine kitty-litter chossfest avalanche-gulley couloir serac buttress, it cleanly evacuates out the third hole?

Not soldering in the disputed region! Oh, heavens! Look out, for goodness sake!

'Breakfast in the Discontent' - A Reviewette: Well, it was a bleak and bizarre piece of writing, to be sure. Slathered, too, with a hefty helping of HST, and spiked with hints of Abbeyan disgust at Amerikan megalomonoculture and corporosuburbia.

http://www.lfino.com/matt/ Helpful hint: next time, try google!

Word, shaving is fucking boring.

What about PAGETOP sex?

Sound advice: put your money in PAGEFUCKINGTOPS!

Fugizzat s'posed to mean?

You really shouldn't have done that.

Olestra?

:nausea: :gag: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :gag: :dryheave: :dryheave: :gag: :gag: :convulse: :convulse: :curlupanddie:

Nicely done.

They probably wanted to stick to giving awards in categories where there was some doubt as to the final outcome.

And while we're at it, let's feed the poor, educate our children, and try putting people before profits! Wooooo!

It's all PAGETOPS and horsecocking snafflehounderismology these days anyway. Ask Trask for a flask from the cask.