Dr_Flash_Amazing

Keep it up, bitch. DFA has feelings too, you know, and they are currently hurt.

i can't see it either, dude. Forget him, tlg. Let's look at each other. Dweeb.

Fucking stupid Yankee flagsucking morons!

Sweet! The Reds take DC! Up the red star! Forward the working class! Destroy the bourgeoisie!

"Hey, kid! You wanna make ten bucks?" "Fuck you, queer!"

You wanna know why you di'n't get published? No mention of Dr. Flash Afuckingmazing. You wana get published next time? At least a paragraph describing the dastardly Doctor, preferably a paragraph rife with rich metaphor and Hollywood-worthy, in-your-face hyperbole. Thus concludes Writing 101. Back to the keyboard!

Are them called that?

Bring an umbrella to keep off the small debris and dirt, and 1/2"x12" expansion bolts.

It'll kick ass. Apparently one needs to get a ticket in advance. No idea where to do so, but there was an ad in the Willamette Week for those PDXers interested in some vinho do porto sippin'. The Doctor did learn that it's at the Riverplace Hotel, from 6 to 8 pm on the aforementioned date.

nice all-or-nothing attitude. why don't you quit your bitchin' and find a way to enjoy what you got. (klenke, just do a search for graemlins and you'll find plenty to put in your cage.) No shit. Go climbing, kayaking, canoing, backpacking, wine tasting, beach walking, whale watching, hang gliding, muff diving. There's all kinds of good shiz to do this winter. Quit whining! If you're in PDX, there is a huge Port tasting event this coming Tuesday. 25 bucks gets you in, with a portion of the proceeds going to a worthy charity, and you are then free to taste any of over a hundred varieties. Nice.

OOOHHHHH, that's GOTTA hurt!

The avatar was changed from yesterday's intended-to-offend flag-burning protester at the request of one of the admins. Not wanting to cause any more trouble, the Doctor went for something at the opposite end of the scale, bunnies being universally appealing and inoffensive.

Perhaps the Doctor will be kind enough to roll you onto your stomachs and lay your heads off the edge of the curb so you don't drown in your own vomit. DFA will be enjoying some haute cuisine and fine wine while you two delve into debauched devilry.

Much fun as it sounds to sit around like a bunch of losers, pathetically ogling some poor woman's pectoral protruberances while gluttonously gorging on deep-fried frozen buffalo wings, most of us will probably opt for something a little less crass and sophomoric. You boys enjoy yourselves, though!

Or maybe the original was so boring and pointless it was mercifully deleted?

So do I Funny, don't you have your own high-chair at Hooters, too?

"if you start you better think about it and when you quit you got to smoke cigarettes" ... "no longer born to lose put away my party shoes missin' the alcohol without tonic & gin without two Vicodin nothin' seems much fun anymore to me"

Charming. Thanks!

That you, Off? With a head-mounted plastic dinosaur(?)?

Apparently not, since that was in the fourth paragraph!

Greg, you're a fucking inveterate pervert.

JHP? J-something high-penetration?

Per snopes.com, one of the first signs of a hoax is when the hoaxer goes out of their way to emphasize that they are some kind of expert on the subject, and would know if whatever they are talking about was a fake. Suspicious.

And who you're asking the question of! Poll 1,000 people in Omaha and you'll get a far different answer than if you poll 1,000 people in Portland. Polls and their attendant statistics are highly suspect bullshizzle.