Dr_Flash_Amazing

Nonsense! Trask can't run nearly that fast ...

See? THAT'S why people need to drive Ford Exploreditioscursions!

There was one on Ebay for 300 bucks last week. Maybe you can buy that one.

Topple, Powerbitches! 'til then, everybody boycott that Powerbar crap (as if anybody with half a brain in their noggin eats them anyway)!

Well, if we could rival the Brits for confusing grading, that'd be ideal.

Hey, wiseguy, Master Beta said 7 inches, not cm's. And anyway, he seems trustworthy on matters of chippage. Who d'you suppose it is, anyway? He sounds like John Sherman, or maybe Matt Samet writing like John Sherman. Fool needs to drop the third person business, as DFA has been slingin' that slop for years. And did you hear? R&I is bringing in this Dr. Piton character, who apparently sprays in other corners of the internet. Fake-ass crabs!

We need to come up with a new designation for chipped routes. A1 isn't really accurate. On one hand, you are using something artificial for progress, but since it's still your burliness holding you on and not a bunch of widgets, it's not quite the same. Perhaps a C before the rating, e.g. "Rouhling's route is C5.15b." Unfortunately, C is already used for clean aid, A (as in artificial) is already used for aid, M (as in manufactured) is already used for mixed. Anyone? Anyone?

Climbing's crotchety spraylord/advice columnist Master Beta recently decried Rouhling's route (Akira) as being a drillfest, specifically, a route custom-drilled to his plus-seven ape index, adding that this is "Rouhling's wingnut signature on all his routes" (paraphrase). He's the baguettes-and-cheese version of the mighty Joe Brooks, except he hasn't quit climbing yet. Bugger that wank!

Ah, yes; like the clap.

Recent investigation about cams on Metolius' website indicates that unless the cam lobes have really grievous wear, i.e. they're out of round, or if the lobes move a lot on the axle, indicating that the holes for the axle are ovaled out, you're probably in good shape. Barring other obvious structural damage such as frayed cables, etc.

Gracious, but you're a crude fellow! Heavens!

I could definitely "use an extra 50 or 100 grand". I've has an attorney send a cease&desist letter, and recieved a terse response. It's litigate, not negotiate. But litigation is a complicated decision, and what's right, or wrong, isn't the only contributing factor. The parent corporation of the offending company has annual revenues of $50 billion. Bringing a lawsuit could cost me $200,000, or more. What's the risk/benefit ratio? As my father told me, life is hard. The father of one of DFA's friends owns a cleaning products company called 'Clean-Up', and he went through some similar business when Clorox came out with a product called 'Clean-Up'. He got it worked out so Clorox either paid him a lump sum for use of the name, or they pay him every time they sell some, the Doctor can't recall which.

Garbage in, garbage out, etc.

Trask, you are proficient at insulting people. Please have a nice day!

You fulla doody! No way them Japs was hidin' out for that long thinkin' the war was on. Crazy man.

What? You can get wristbands at Fred Meyer for like three dollars! You're such a dope sometimes, Morris!

'zat the corp'ration what swiped a certain entrepreneur's trademark?

Morello = guits Wilk = drums

Psh! Smart-ass Caspraydian! And anyway, where's your spray about Flex Luthor, chump-o?

Who's the slacker who's back in the $3-6k range? Get your ass in gear and squander, you half-assed half-wit!

Sinister ha-has!

The depiction of your comments as a crucifixion were meant to be ludicrous, as it was a joke. This making of jokes on the internet is difficult, man! It's serious business!

It's true, the fucking subject matter on this piece of shit website is totally ass-fucked! It would offend the fuck out of a fucking sailor, for fuck's sake! Fuckin' clean up the offensive bullshit and lay off the insensitive humor or get the fuck out, you shitbricks!

3'-tall climbing wall to the high-chair?