Dr_Flash_Amazing

A snafflehound, you say?! Yegads!

It wouldn't be that funny. It is bad form to chip!

There's a book of bathtub erotica printed on paper like that, although that's presumably for durability in the tub and not for resistance to, um, fluids and suchlike.

Dr. Flash Amazing, you may have noticed (had you been paying attention), does not quote himself, but simply refers to himself in the third person. Thus, no, "sheesh" should not have been put in quotes. Thanks, and have a nice day.

Damn, that sucks. So he WAS busting large over the GW of C! What a drag to die. Poor Wang Jiaxong!

Who you callin' gay, maple-boy?!

What are everybody's big plans, you mean. Sheesh.

It's bad form to chip more than what the first-ascensionist chipped. Exhibit A: The Cory Jones/Churning fiasco at Smith

Say, has anyone seen anything interesting going on in this thread? No? Yeah, thought so. OK, then!

Damn. It was better when he was Evel-Knieveling over it. What a puss, then.

That person appears to be jumping or trying to jump over the Great Wall of China on a BMX bike. Is that what's going on there? Looks to be a long way down, 'specially seein' as what that the bike ain't underneath 'em no more.

OK, Trask, time for your meds, and then it's lights out, alright? Let's not have to shoot you with ketamine darts like last time, OK? Trask? Trask, are you listening? Trask? Shit, he's catatonic again ... will someone get a gurney and a mop?

What's the score for a double-leaning jowler again?

What? You're not supposed to put an H on the words! You dolt! oo-hay aught-tay ou-yay ig-pay atin-lay?!

Well, obviously! You wouldn't be in real good shape either if you ran around all day punching bricks and getting clocked by out-of-control turtle shells!

which one is that? Staender Ridge, you doofus! Like, duh!

"Backed by Columbia's financial strength and operating expertise, the Mountain Hardwear brand provides Columbia the opportunity to profitably increase sales by up to $100 million over five years. Our growth strategy for Mountain Hardwear includes further penetrating high-end specialty retailers, expanding its current product offering, expanding international distribution, and selectively broadeningretail distribution of its products consistent with its specialty store heritage and authentic brand and consumer base. Over time, we plan to integrate sourcing and distribution functions, which should provide us with the opportunity to increase efficiencies and expand gross and operating margins for both companies." Translation: we're hoping to keep the Balinese slave laborers working for three cents a day so that we can keep cranking out down jackets and edge The North Face out of there share of the Nordstrom's market!

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Trask, Trask, Trask ... first with the penis envy, and now this? Come now, young man; you need to free yourself from all this jealousy. It's weighing you down! Be thankful for who you are!

An astronaut, too! And a fireman, and a cowboy, and Superman, and Mikhail Gorbachev (don't ask), and ...

Is that how you two met? [ba dump-dump CRASH!] [laugh track] Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, you're a wonderful audience!

Ha HAAAA! That's totally a dis!

Sounds about right.

Fuckin' Dr. Flash Amazing is one chronically villainous bitch, tell you what!

And the fool's Canadian! Psh! What a LOSER!