Dr_Flash_Amazing

You fulla doody! No way them Japs was hidin' out for that long thinkin' the war was on. Crazy man.

What? You can get wristbands at Fred Meyer for like three dollars! You're such a dope sometimes, Morris!

'zat the corp'ration what swiped a certain entrepreneur's trademark?

Morello = guits Wilk = drums

Psh! Smart-ass Caspraydian! And anyway, where's your spray about Flex Luthor, chump-o?

Who's the slacker who's back in the $3-6k range? Get your ass in gear and squander, you half-assed half-wit!

Sinister ha-has!

The depiction of your comments as a crucifixion were meant to be ludicrous, as it was a joke. This making of jokes on the internet is difficult, man! It's serious business!

It's true, the fucking subject matter on this piece of shit website is totally ass-fucked! It would offend the fuck out of a fucking sailor, for fuck's sake! Fuckin' clean up the offensive bullshit and lay off the insensitive humor or get the fuck out, you shitbricks!

3'-tall climbing wall to the high-chair?

Oh, so she likes that fancy chocolate that costs like five bucks a bar? [riotous laughter]

Collateral damage? Schwarzenegger?

Your mother? [laughter] [applause]

Othello! Batman! Marie Curie! The Hardy boys!

Nice. There's TR anchors at the top of the short slab/boulder down by the river trail at Smith, pretty much straight below Cocaine Gully. Probably about 5.1 or so; be a good one for a wee clamberer.

Most likely. And since they're subsequently too damn stupid to get into college anyway, what better place to send them? 'Cause sooner or later, some other world power will realize we're a nation of morons and they'll try to take us over, so we'll need a strong military of uniformly unintelligent and expendable young persons to fight off the invading horde. BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE!

Of course! No child will be left behind ... for the next tax refund!

Educational system? What educational system? You mean our bankrupt standardized-test-administration system?

It's all good if you're bragging on someone else. Especially if it's your spawn and he's redpointing his age. Tell him if he keeps it up 'til age 15, you'll buy him an ice cream cone and take him to France! Rock on, junior!

Foul, repulsive, deviant pig! SHAME!

Ah, yes, and let's not forget the epilogue to this little gem, wherein the hot dog vendor agrees to make the monk one with everything, says "that'll be two-fifty," and the monk gives him a twenty. Upon asking for his change, the monk is told "I cannot give you change. Change comes from within!" (continue patellar flagellation, trouseral micturation, etc.)

Ah, but as we know from countless other cc.com joke flubs, it doesn't matter if your intentions are good or if you meant it or not anything else. What matters is that you posted it, you're a heartless, insensitive fuckup, and you're gonna get crucified for it, because this is the internet and that's how it works. That's what matters. Has anyone seen the 16-penny nails?

Funny philosophy joke is neither!

Is it funny with sound? Because as a silent feature, it lacked even the smallest kernel of amusement. A fallow funny field, if you will.