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Dr_Flash_Amazing

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  1. What, sir, are you referring to? What is this "comma fault" you are squawking about?
  2. Huh? Could you espeeka zee Eengleesh, plees, eh, Meester Cah-nay-dee-in?
  3. Well, most intelligent people, for one. Your willingness to exempt yourself from membership in that club is quite evident, and is no doubt indicative of serious "mommy" issues. Let the Doctor guess ... chronic bedwetter, right? Now lay off RobBob or Greg W will kick your ass!
  4. DFA'll show you some fucking gun safety, you third-rate Charlton Heston wannabe!
  5. Nah, DFA just has ( ) work to do. The Doctor hasn't been able to devote enough time and caring to the craft of late. Perhaps things'll slow down at work again and Dr. Flash Amazing can come galloping back into Cascadeclimberstown on a shining silver spray pony, firing off his six-guns of wit, wisdom, and equal-opportunity egomaniacal derision.
  6. Q. Whaddayou call a poisonous Jewish lizard? A. A hava-nagila monster!
  7. What a gaper! DFA stays way cleaner than that on road trips using baby wipes. Tell him to give it another try, but actually try this time. And watch out for bombs.
  8. 9870 [sic] Dru, you seem to be stricken with the [sic]cups. Try typing whilst balancing on your head for a few minutes and see if that cures them.
  9. Dr_Flash_Amazing

    FEAR

    The punchline to that joke is "I can clearly see you're (your) nuts."
  10. Hey, dammit!
  11. POST POSTED BY ERIK!!!
  12. Dr_Flash_Amazing

    FEAR

    He certainly is fashionable lately!
  13. Makin' a Trask.
  14. Never stop exploring Conrad Anker's face!
  15. Is that when he's eating the can of "FOOD"?
  16. "C'mon, let's go do some crimes!" "Yeah! Yeah, like eat sushi, and not pay!" - Punx from 'Repo Man'
  17. "John Wayne was a fag!" - homeless guy from 'Repo Man'
  18. "Who taught you how to do this stuff?!" "From YOU, alright?! I learned it by watching YOU!"
  19. What bolts?
  20. Dunno, Trask. Does your dick get wet when you plow the little fellas?
  21. Hey! You misquoted DFA! That's biased reporting, you greasy SOB!
  22. Ouch!
  23. Eh? It looks like we're saying the same thing, i.e. that the media IS biased. DFA was saying that people ought to realize that no media is really neutral, and that media bias shouldn't be a big surprise. But anyway, O'Reilly and his ilk aren't news, they're commentary, and as such are supposed to be biased.
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