Dr_Flash_Amazing

Who's she?

Are you talking about that 4th class scramble up in one of those gulleys at Smith. I onsighted the climb but the "obvious decent gulley" was dicey. Descent gully? Dude, it's Smith Rock, the thing's got anchors and chain links. Just lower off next time; far simpler and less dangerous, what with the marmots and all.

You go, girl!

What does the Skipper have to say about all this? And surely Mr. Howell is in a tizzy, which is doubtlessly distressing Ginger and Mary-Ann. Oh, heavens!

Fuckin' A, both shoes fit! It pays to try 'em on before buying, no doubt.

Word is all those holds are chipped. Sawzall and a backhoe, mmm-hmm.

MtnGoat is a very conservative Libertarian. Perhaps he's a libelous Liberian Libertarian librarian land-lubber!

Fuckin' pagetop, ese. Senor .

Loser! Toxic's barely 5.8! You suck chalk nuggets! Well that just hurts, plain and simple.

Fuckin' clip more bolts, holmes.

Super -

Toxic

Why, did you run out? Always happens when those fresh recruits come by, doesn't it? You'd think David Duke would have it a little more together than that; brilliant white leader that he is.

Nigga, please!

No, but the Statue of Liberty is, you honky moron.

Apparently none of your right-wing, blindfolded-by-the-flag bleating. Why do you ask?

Oh, it's real tough finding ways to discredit America.

No! This is poo; war is poo. Poo-poo!

Izzat pervo whackin' it to Saddam's portrait? Must have a moustache fetish or something?

Stones? They're rocks, Canadaman! How many people have you maimed at the crags when you knocked something off, hollered "STONE!" and no one knew to duck and cover 'cause they had no idea what you were yelling about?

Get this. last night i was catching a drink the the local waterhole, when i over hear this guy sitting behind me, obviously out of his wits from the long day climbing. He is telling his friend about the white rabbit he saw at the marsupials. Yes people that is correct. A real live fucking rabbit.Tell me true alpine style ascents don't get luckier than this? Feh. There's marmots in Cocaine gully, true fact. Seen 'em on the descent from Zeb./Zion a few years back. White rabbits, shmite shmabbits!

Keep pedalin', super-slogger!

Trask er en geijte puler.

Yeah, she worked in the Kiosk, but I think she got out on the river a bit, too. Zach and Scotty don't ring a bell. Didja know any local climbers down there? Not that there were too many, of course.

DFA would just like to give a "shout out" to this thread for being easily one of the top ten uselessest threads ever. Thanks also to Trask for never losing sight of the goal: semper stupidus!