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  1. Remind us again how to donate.
  2. be sure to get ahold of a guide to the local hot springs. you'll be in prime territory there. I noticed a few bolts on some boulders west of town on Warm Springs Road when I was working out there a few years ago. Looked like 2 or 3 bolt routes about 20 ft high. Better to hit the Sawtooths...check out Elephants Perch.
  3. zoom zoom....
  4. Thinker

    CC.Com Personals

    That's stating the obvious. zing.....ouch
  5. I saw a presentation at work the other day from one of our geomorphologists that illustrated some of the dangers of straightening and channelizing rivers without a complete understanding of the factors that affect long term change in river configurations. Pretty cool slides of flooding essentially caused by our friends the Corps. Jim, I'd like to talk with you offline sometime but I see you don't accept PMs....send me an email.
  6. kinda reminds me of this: http://english.pravda.ru/world/20/91/368/11257_scandal.html
  7. Dan McHale has added spectra to his choices of pack fabric. I've seen a couple of his packs that are either entirely spectra or that have selective pannels of spectra....they rock www.mchalepacks.com
  8. Thinker

    Nails

    That's some pretty good flexibility. I'd like to see a photo of that.
  9. I'm trying hard to keep it on a clinical level.
  10. Some dry cleaners have a special treatment available. A few phone calls should yield some good info. PS...I'll take your cat. I LOVE cats.......in gravy.
  11. I'd heard that law enforcement officers who work with canines manually stimulate the beasts to bond with them. A little googling turned up this: http://www.wideasleep.net/~ton/pleasure3.html Episode 3: Taking the Dog for a Wank Following our recent revelation that British police dog handlers masturbate their dogs, we've been deluged with new information from dog-wankers and their friends. Here's what we have learned this week: 1. Police dog handlers wank their dogs to stop them feeling stressed, and also to bond with them. 2. Sometimes dog handlers pay someone else (usually a teenage son) to wank their dog. The going rate seems to be five pounds a go. 3. Some farmers masturbate their sheep dogs, to make them more loyal. 4. Sheep and Police dogs that get regular hand-jobs are much easier to train 5. In New York, stressed dogs get sent to yoga classes. "Doga" is sponsored by gym chain Crunch. The Downward Facing Dog position is especially popular. 6. Doga: Yoga for Dogs is published by Chronicle Books in September, for anyone sick of having to wank the dog. Episode 4: Happy Horsey Handjob! Dog wanking is so widespread now it's become passe already. Horse masturbating is hip now. 1. Horses can wank themselves, by flexing their wangs and then whacking them hard against their stomachs until they come. 2. Stud horses are given "willy washes" by grooms a few days before they have to perform stud duties. Going rate for grooms - £10 a wank. 3. Horse-masturbation is also a good way to keep their wangers clean (or at least this is what a reader's mother told him when he caught her wanking the family farm horses....) 4. Final proof that horse wanking is cool? Trudie Styler (Mrs Sting) personally masturbates the Sting family horses. (FYI: final word on dog-wanking: in greyhound racing, fast dogs are "nobbled" by being wanked just before a race to slow them down.)
  12. damn!.....
  13. Point taken, Viking, though I’m not sure you should be one to preach about the pitfalls of superiority complexes. As much as I personally opposed the war prior to the first day of action, I felt that once it was started the US should depose Saddam and get the heck out of Dodge, turning the responsibility for governing the mess over to a broad-based coalition of moderate Arab states who could bring Iraq back to a functioning level with the leadership and funding required for such an undertaking. Of course, the US would have none of that, despite the failure to have a legitimate plan to stabilize and exit the arena. Now, the US is faced with the classic standoff between a largely hostile population and an occupying force. Short of mass genocide and other methods that severely violate basic human rights, I don’t see how the US can govern, stabilize, or win the support of the general Iraqi public. Rall’s commentary is spot on.
  14. good point.
  15. I'd be glad to point it out to you if you'd like...
  16. THAT'S what I'm talkin' bout....thanks Ehemic.
  17. ANAM 2003 has some statistics in the introduction where they provide the high end and low end estimates of climber numbers based on several sources. I don't have it at work with me, but I'm sure someone has it at their fingertips.
  18. Of course it would. It's the same reason we put slings on cams (and most other pieces of gear) so they don't rotate when the rope is weighted. edit: when I teach SRENE, I actually teach it SRENED...the 'D' is for directional, either left/right or up/down.
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    looking for someone

    I like anywho.com and, of course, google.
  20. There IS a pretty good sized valley back there near that elementary school, I can see how a broken water or sewer line could make a pretty good ice climb. Someone needs to go check it out and let us all know...
  21. me too.....
  22. The Measure of a Mountain: Beauty and Terror on Mt Rainier by Barcott. A Range of Glaciers: The Exploration and Survey of the Northern Cascade Range by the one and only Fred Beckey.
  23. is Robert Fisk who writes for 'The Independent', a UK paper. http://www.robert-fisk.com/whats_new.htm October 27, 2003 Robert Fisk: Eye witness: 'They're getting better,' Chuck said approvingly. 'That one hit the runway' By Robert Fisk 26 October 2003 The Independent Running the gauntlet of small arms fire and rocket-propelled grenades after check-in at Baghdad airport You need to take a military escort to reach Baghdad airport these days. Yes, things are getting better in Iraq, according to President Bush - remember that each hour that goes by - but the guerrillas are getting so close to the runways that the Americans have chopped down every tree, every palm bush, every scrap of undergrowth on the way. Rocket-propelled grenades have killed so many GIs on this stretch of highway that the US army - like the Israelis in southern Lebanon in the mid-80s - have erased nature. You travel to Baghdad airport through a wasteland. Heathrow it isn't. "OK folks, now you can leave your bags here and go inside for your boarding passes," a cheery US army engineer tells the first arrivals for Amman. So we collect slips of paper that show no flight number, no seat number, no destination, not even a take-off time. There's a Burger King across the lot, but it's in a "high-security zone" which mere passengers cannot visit. There's no water for sale. There are so few seats that passengers stand in the heat outside what must be the biggest post office in the world, a vast US military sorting hanger with packets of mail for every one of the 146,000 troops in Iraq, standing 30ft high in racks. But take a look at the passengers. There's a lady from the aid organisation Care heading off for a holiday in Thailand, and there's the Bishop of Basra in his black and red robes and dangling crucifix, and there's an outgoing television crew and the International Red Cross representative with a little Red Cross plane to catch to Kirkuk. There's also a British construction man up from Hilla who spent the previous night under fire with the local Polish battalion. "Rocket-propelled grenades and heavy rifle fire for two hours," he mutters. Of course, the occupation authorities never revealed that. Because things are getting better in Iraq. Behind us, a series of giant four-engined jets are climbing in circles into the hot morning sky, big unmarked jobs that fly 180 degrees to the ground in tight circles to take off and land, so low you'd think they would trip the runway with their wing-tips - anything to avoid the ground- to-air missiles that America's enemies are now firing at aircraft in the "New Iraq". "It's routine," one of the American engineers confides to us. "We get shot at every night." Among the other passengers, there's a humanitarian worker who's clearly had a nervous breakdown and some rather lordly Iraqi ladies escorted to check-in by an RAF officer with too much hair over his collar and, across the lot, a squad of American Special Forces soldiers enjoying the sun, heavy with black webbing, automatic rifles and pistols. Why do they all wear shades, I ask them? One of them takes off his sun-glasses. "What girl would look at us if they could see our real faces?" I agree. But they're an intelligent bunch of men, heavy with innuendo. Yes, they've got a safe house near Fallujah and combat casualties are sometimes "contained" within road accidents or drownings. A guy called Chuck wants to confide in me. "You know the most precious resource about this country, Bob?" he asks. "It's the Iraqi people. There's a lot of protoplasm here." I was contemplating the definition of protoplasm when the first mortar came in, a thundering roar that had the passengers ducking like a theatrical chorus and a big white circle of smoke rising lazily from the other side of the runway. There's a whizzing noise and another clap of sound. "They're getting better," Chuck tells me. "They must have put that one close to the runway." The other Special Forces lads nod approvingly. Another tremendous explosion, and they all nod together. Another big white ring rippling skywards, as if a giant cigar addict had sat down for a smoke by the runway. "Not bad at all," says Chuck's friend. "We used to have a five-mile safety perimeter round the airport," Chuck says. "That's now down to two miles. The max anti-aircraft range is 8,000ft. So two miles is on the edge." Translation: US forces used to control five miles round the airport - too far to permit a man with a hand-held launcher to hit a plane. Ambushes and attacks on the Americans have reduced their control to a mere two miles. On the edge of that radius, a man might just hit a plane with a missile range of 8,000ft. The Americans say there are two planes flying to Amman, at 10am and noon. Then another mortar round explodes in front of the hangars on the far side of the airport. And another. "This," the Bishop of Basra sermonises to me, "is the continuation of our 22-year war." I call a colleague in Baghdad. Airport under mortar fire, I helpfully report. "Heard nothing about it, Bob," comes the reply. "How many mortars did you say?" But the Special Forces men are enjoying themselves. An Apache helicopter races over us to strafe the Iraqi guerrillas. "Some hope," says Chuck. "They've already pissed off." Technicians in guerrilla warfare, the Special Forces men are coolly appreciative of anyone's professionalism, including that of the enemy. An American engineer pops up. If the TV crew will buy his guys Cokes, they can visit Burger King. A crackle of rifle fire from way beyond the airport perimeter. There must be a movie here, Walt Disney meets Vietnam. The Airbus belongs, incredibly, to Royal Jordanian, the only international carrier to risk the run to Baghdad once a day. At the steps, there's a squad of Jordanian security men in white socks - Jordanian and Syrian plain-clothes cops always wear white socks - and they insist, right there on the runway, in checking over all our gear again. Computers turned on, computers turned off, cameras opened, closed, notebooks out, even a sheaf of readers' letters to be prowled over. The Apache flies back, rockets still in their pods. Take-off is rather faster than usual. But there's no steady climb to cruising altitude. The Airbus turns sharply to port, G-forces pushing us into our seats, and there outside my window is the tented prison-camp city where the Americans keep more than 4,000 of their Iraqi prisoners without trial. The tents start to spin as the plane twists to starboard and then to port again, and there is the same prison camp outside my window, but this time upside down and turning anti-clockwise. I look around the cabin and notice fingers dug deep into arm-rests. The Airbus engines are howling, biting into the thinner air, and our eyes are searching for that thin trail of smoke that no one wants to see. Then the pilot levels out. A Royal Jordanian stewardess in a bright white blouse arrives at our seats. Things are getting better in Iraq. "Juice or red wine, which would you like?" she asks me. Reader, which did I choose?
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