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Its easy...she keeps my ballz in a pickle jar and just stuck a sticker on it that says "DON'T OPEN UNTIL 2015"...

HA! I don't need no stinking rope! Actually, I've been grounded until I'm 45 by wife. So only plastic pulling for me! I'll grab that rope from you as soon as i can. Maybe Friday evening at the seattle VW or something like that? Yeah, that was about the best weekend there i've had in a while. Can you believe the weather Sunday w/ 20 people at the most in the park? And those were all old buddies at that!! I'm going to try to sneak down to Smith sometime at the end of January/beginning of February...

You shut up, scrawny-sally!!! Nanny got stuck crossing the border coming back to the US. Wife gets back from work at noon, i'll leave for work then. Anyone know any potential nannies???

To all of the naysayers regarding Smiff in the dark of winter. Had an excellent weekend pulling on compressed peanut butter w/ TimL and an old buddy who is just getting back into climbing. Saturday it was a balmy mid 50's, but rained enough that we were confined to the gulleys in the morning. Sunday, we woke up to blue-bird skies with temps in the 50's again. Climbing in a tshirt in January at Smith!!!! Woo HOO!

Hey tough-guy...you try blocking wind in lycra tights!!! HA HA

Dwayner...its my guess you're getting burned off by junior kidz on plastic....sour grapes? That's ok...it'll take them 1/2 a season max to start burning you off on outdoor stuff at the crags....then you'll be evenly burned all over...just like a suntan!! HA HA HA Hey, if its true about Equinox, congrats! Redpoint in the worx for a later trip?

YOU Bastard...caught my ass at work...shoot...

WHAT THE FUCK!?! There's a freakin' highway cut through that cliff!! I guess the semi's roaring by, and the motorboats launching right next to the lower cliff don't mess w/ their spiritual schtuff!

Also Wartley's at Smith... and the dihedral pitch on AstroMonkey...first pitch sux, but the rest was good...

What about that route up past the pet wall? I think its called A Little Testes? about .10a or so... Also there's DOA and that .10c crack at the far end of Pet Wall...WTF is its name? both of these are on the ground, but good... and for single pitches don't forget Caboose and that .11- thing next to it!!

Listen you Kate-Moss knockoff...go sink your little ice screw into an ice cube...tool

RG you need to fix your autosig...unless your implying that your waistline is growing!! HA HA HA

RG000.5 HA HA Freakin' HA!!! You making the gym tomorrow?

Tests confirmed that they should not be placed in the freezer? Actually, he says that his test show they should be placed according to the diagram...

Yeah, that was what i thought. The pic and text both say angling UPWARDS, though...

Let me preface this by saying that I'm not an ice climber... Question of the day: while reading the newest glossy, i glanced at an article on ice screw placement by Craig Leubben (sp?)...anyway, he says the best placement for a screw is at 15-20 degrees angling upwards!?! Why is that? My guess is to minimize a "prying" effect on the lip of the hole by the shaft of the screw...in effect, turning it into a tension only placement as opposed to a combined tension and shear problem. Is this right? Does anyone know?

J dog and I will be there Fri and Sat.

Yeah...i'm going...what's the special occasion??

hmmmm must've hit a nerve, huh??

Fucking open season on me...I'm going home...too much sunshine/BS/smack talk for me on a monday... Laters!!

Brian...you are a tool...she was changing...and no, you don't have to worry about it happening to you BECAUSE YOU NEVER CLIMB, idiot. I think i'll help your climbing/footwork by buying you some kneepads for x-mas so your scabs can heal from campusing... And jdog's pissed you keep bailing on him sucka...

Flynbrian needs as much goggle coverage as possible...because he's one ugly mothufucka... Goggles are the perfect choice for him...

you don't climb sucka...better update your profile!!! How come yer not craggin' this weekend???

Hey TimL and TLG: GET TO WORK!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? A SOCIALISTIC SOCIETY? WTF!!!

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