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  1. Ahh, you sound like a Python fan too,
  2. Does anyone still smoke hash? I came across a reference in a novel last night and was transported back in time, recalling the feel and texture of the stuff, the ritual of the preparation, the smell, the taste of the smoke, It was only the lack of the buzz that kept it from being a full on flashback.
  3. Why do you hate america?
  4. The Skagit Alpine Club seems to keep coming up with shows I wish I were close enough to attend.
  5. Oh, synap!
  6. Most of the stuff they list is too new for my rack. No RP's? No first generation Chouinard stoppers? No Eiger ovals? No 3/4" machine nuts with a sling through them? WTF?
  7. Hmmm, you're an engineer who must see a lot of contract language, I'd appreciate your suggestion, what should I revise that sentence to read? In person, I usually tell people that if they die out here I'll just dig a hole and throw them and their vehicle in it. That's why I have a backhoe attachment on my tractor. It's worked well every time so far...
  8. Seeing as how waivers are only marginally useful in avoiding lawsuits, I decided to be blunt with the one for climbing in Tenino. " I accept that any day spent climbing at the Hercules #2 Quarry may be the last day of my life. All protection is suspect: bolts can pull and trees may be unstable due shallow rooting, disease, size, or other causes that are not readily apparent. The rock, Tenino Sandstone, can fracture in large and small pieces at any time without any warning. The owners recommend the use of helmets and belaying to the side of the person climbing, but do not guarantee that these measures will prevent injury or death. Beware of all blocks and flakes and do not equate size with stability: large flakes can detach and fall with very little encouragement. The owners do not vouch for the quality, strength or safety of any bolt or other protection placed at the Hercules #2 Quarry. Matters beyond the control of the owners may result in death, injury, or hideous and crippling disfigurement at any time anyone is at the Quarry. I accept that the owners in no way guarantee my safety or survival."
  9. Off_White

    Music

    Are those death metal bands?
  10. Off_White

    underwear

    Not if you're selling them on craigslist.
  11. Off_White

    underwear

    Remember Rob, underwear goes on the inside of the pants EROOFaVFJRg
  12. I think you should take up peeing on roadside shrines too.
  13. I was thinking maybe Dawg was being sarcastic? It's usually a good assumption when taking in a Raindawg Photopost©
  14. You really know how to make a guy struggle to be positive. 9 minutes? Uh, good minutes, yeah, that's what I meant.
  15. What you fail to understand, _cZC67wXUTs the internet is not a big truck.
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    Epics!

    It gets worse than that. Wasn't it at Bachelor where some poor guy dug a snowcave into the plowed wall of the parking lot and had a whirling blades of death type snowblower come along and devour him in the night?
  17. solohomohuddle:
  18. Gary, it sounds like you've been chastised in an academic setting.
  19. Yes it is.
  20. This is tarted, what would re-tarted look like?
  21. Easy there Bug, I'm sure there will be some upper level ridge moving in on a Thursday in June.
  22. Is Shock Treatment all cleaned up? That one's been on my list. Gentlemen and scholars the lot of you.
  23. Hey Porter, do you think you could use that steamer .gif to replace the one of the little flames for the "hot threads"? Really, just for here in Spray, but that would be a sweet little customization, and quite appropriate.
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