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I think that's the best thing I've seen all day.

Oooh, the real scandal would be if Kimberly-Clark, the manufacturer of Depends, paid John Kerry for the product placement!

Funny, there would be no furor if David Letterman said it... Hell, all of us in the gracefully aging set seem to appreciate a good adult incontinence joke now and then.

Huh, my first thought was "Tawana Brawley for the Republicans?" but I tend to give folks the benefit of the doubt and chose to take her tale at face value. It seems so stupid to lie about such serious stuff. It's still no reflection on either McCain or Obama, but sad that Ms Todd is so messed up.

I had one of those Safeway cards, but lost it long ago and of course did not use a real phone number. Now, when the computerized register shows one of those dots that signifies a card related discount, I just enter the phone number 360 555-1212 and smile when they say "thank you Mr. Varela" even though the debit card says White. Hah, Tony Varela even got me a 50 cent per gallon discount on gas the other day. Thanks man.

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Points to you youth, that's a brilliant cinematic moment.

I have a sheep named Pax.

The B would be backwards if she was on her back and he was above her head. Could be dyslexic I suppose. Poor kid, that's a pretty heinous thing to have happen.

You've got to cut him some slack. Bill only plays first person shooters. He's not voting for Obama.

The 2nd amendment starts with something along the lines of "in order to maintain a well regulated militia..." You know, an armed citizenry rather than maintaining a standing army of professional soldiers. The 2nd amendment suggests you should have to find another job than the one you currently hold. The notion that the amendment is about giving citizens the right to kill their government is a paranoid fantasy. Even if I had an assault rifle, what chance do you think I'd have against a squad of your pros?

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How much do I have to pay you to take all this nonsense back to Supertopo where it was spawned?

Try your query in the forum over at Supertopo.com

No worries, I'm not offended, you shouldn't be either. I'd like to hear some stories from you; that's not an insult. I did poke at you, but not very hard and not with the pointy end of the stick. Please think of it more as campfire banter than having your knuckles rapped by a nun. I see your point, and I agree it would be a mistake to think this site or the TR's on it represent NW climbers as a whole.

5.12b, WI6+, A5, M10 all R/X! Is that Canadian for III+ 5.9? There's a number of ways up that buttress, but if you're fine with 5.9 any of them will go.

Good for Porter, that's not the place to do it. Not that I'm all that fond of such dogpiles here in Spray either.

You'd be surprised how many people would enjoy a TR on one of those outings, especially with some nice pictures to go along. I know I would.

Ever notice that she only winks with the left eye? I think it's a sign that she's a lefty commie symp mole in deep cover, Putin's third cousin smuggled over the Bering Strait when she was in high school.

No worse than the septic pumper at Burning Man who had a line clog and blow, the metal edge of the line whipping out and cutting his face, injecting a little raw sewage into his bloodstream and mouth as well. A few stitches, a little time with the IV antibiotics, no big deal.

Well what the hell, another information post that Raindawg chooses to poop on and the ensuing squabblefest turns it straight into spray? This shit's gotta stop, or it's going to be a long winter. I've moved this to Spray, but I'm not happy about it. I think everyone should be appreciative of posts like Toast's notification of class concentrations at climbing areas, so people can plan their destinations accordingly. Toast, please don't let these assholes dissuade you from posting such notifications in the future.

No rules Mikester, I'm just saying what I think. You seemed proud of the fact that you don't post TR's, and I took your words at face value.

With any luck we'll still be in Iraq when he turns 18, we'll be needing boys like that.

I miss your mom too.