Greg_W

Double the reason for me to attend.

Me too. Maybe we should work security at BeckFest.

Loud, shiny, and ridden by men in leather and sunglasses? Uh, that may fall within the realm of sharing too much. my dick is a Harley, ya kick it to start Didn't get enough of getting kicked in the balls in grammar school?

Loud, shiny, and ridden by men in leather and sunglasses? Uh, that may fall within the realm of sharing too much.

Probably too much chicken, hamburgers, bacon and eggs, and not enough healthy soup.

Is DFA going to show and give a clinic on how to avoid crotch rot and yeast infection while 'projecting' a climb in spandex?

One, that you're way poorer (and lonelier) than your standard college student. Two, you're a prime candidate to start drinking alone. Three, it's a sign from above that a certain baby orca IS the uber-man you've been looking for all your life. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!

I wonder if someone has a secret list of those who voted and all 'tool' voters will be denied entrance to BeckFest.

Good question, veggie!!!

"nope, I'm not gonna say it...." Good idea...but don't be so humble, sensei.

Seems like this could establish some bad first impressions for an individual who wants to get into climbing; especially with the background that Nicole claims to have. I still advocate this website as a good place to meet people and learn. Many people on this site have taught me A LOT.

...discuss.

Good points all, Matt. Further, on this board there is a way to check people out before you climb with them through third parties on this site. as an "official third party reviewer"...don't ever go out on the crag w/ Greg_W...sketchy sketchy...russian roulette... You may be joking, Rudy, but I am serious. How do you know the skills of some plastic puller you meet at the gym? I've had potential partners check me out through others, to make sure I am what I say I am. A smart move, if you ask me; especially being a chic.

Best thing to do. Whatever you do, stay away from the Moutaineers Yeah, but where else will she learn to tie a one-handed bowline.... I could teach her in about 5 minutes...anything to keep her away from the herd mentality and the needy.

I'm throwing away all my VHS tapes of "21 Jump Street" for sure, now.

She's looking for different ropework than you have expertise in, buddy.

Good points all, Matt. Further, on this board there is a way to check people out before you climb with them through third parties on this site.

Good. Fuck you.

Matt...i was suggesting the gym so she could MEET these people... I agree with Matt, and bear in mind that RumR is a raging alcoholic and somewhat of a sleeping pill abuser. I haven't heard of too many people meeting people at the gym to go climb outdoors. Plenty of good partners to be found here...fuck the gym.

Did you skip Monument and Flake Tower?

Best thing to do. Whatever you do, stay away from the Moutaineers; there are plenty of willing souls on this website to show you the ropes for beer and food.

Just 'cause they don't like your brand of lamedick, youngster come-on, doesn't make them teases.

I demand equal time: Where's the LAUNDRY FORUM?????

THAT SHIT IS TOO EXTREME. I HOPE TO MAKE IT UP THE SOUTH ARETE ON SEWS WITHOUT RESORTING TO AID.

DAMN!!! Wasn't concentrating, now I gotta go change.