Grab the loose flakes on the crux pitch of the W. Buttress of Blueberry Hill and say that, bitch. That's alpine-ish with no easy bail when the shit comes down.
Suck it, sphinxy
How does loose rock/bad pro make something alpine? I don't think so.
Climb it; it definitely has an alpine feel to it - nice exposure, no easy way off, some route finding, no easy rescue, etc.