Greg_W

I grew up outside of Chicago. I import Old Style.

Fuck you, assmaster. Your standard pick up lines won't work on me. yeah if you wanna get greg to go down on you, you have to buy him a busch. Middle school let out early today, junior?

So, how many times were you cornholed in junior high P.E. before you started exhibiting your current level of brain disfunction?

It's called a stereotype, you dumb fuck. Did you spend most of your school time under your teacher's desk or something?

Fuck you, assmaster. Your standard pick up lines won't work on me.

Check this out.

Never learned the banjo, I've always been partial to bagpipes, actually.

Good job. Although, Larry the Tool probably monitors this site and you'll be getting a ticket in the mail.

Died in January, but thanks for the weak comeback. Here's an example of what you COULD have come back with: "Greg_W, you redneck, backwoods livin', sister marryin', piece of hillbilly pondscum. I can't wait until Hillary Clinton becomes president and yanks your guns from your inbred mitts so fast it causes a rash. Fuck you and your cornbread eatin', whitetrash living kind with all those appliances and broken down cars in the yard." See how that helps foment the hate? Greg_W

Still medicated, eh?

Damn you, you un-American, freedom-hating, Communist motherfucking, grandma-humping, grandpa-fucking, ass-love wanting, sack of shit!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!

this weekend. Anybody's interested drop me a PM. Got a couple ideas. Greg_W

1. Leading all pitches on "Rock On" in Squamish 2. Climbing "Angel's Crest" in Squamish ( tlg) 3. Mt. Rainier via Liberty Ridge - finally hit that one.

Most boring-assed, long-winded posters of the year: 1. MtnGoat 2. j_b 3. Jim DAMN!!

No way I'm on that list, but I'm okay to climb with (i.e., haven't killed anyone, maimed anyone, caused permanent reliance on drugs, etc.)

There's a rope-up this year? Hadn't heard...huh. When is it? Is anything fun going on? Hey, someone should organize it and, like, get someone to donate beer and shit! That would be so rad!!!!

REally. When do you find time to QVC?

What's that one about?

Saw it a few weeks ago. Fucked up, man. I liked "Traffic", as well; similar vein.

Oh, what are you saying? You want a piece of me? COME ON!! Any day, biatch!!!!!!!!! Oh, don't be thinking that just because you're a young sprout that you can take me. I can run pretty fast AND scream real loud, you know. Perhaps , but can you make your alphabet soup talk?? NO? Didn't think so!!!! Oooohh, big deal. So I didn't buy stolen Percosets from the kid who works at the Campus Medical Center and boil some Campbell's. Woooohooooo!!!

The concept of physical money went out the window when the Government (in its supreme idiocy) abolished the gold-standard. Doing so has allowed them to bastardize or exalt the value of the dollar at their whim.

With the Louisville Slugger you create a nice bonemeal that does wonders for your roses, though.

He just need some more Zanex; he'll be fine in a few hours.

"Work will make you free"

I'm just giving the people what they want. Don't shoot the messenger, bro. I didn't attack him, per se. I offered him up for sacrifice...it's a fine line, I know. Brief editorial comment: I like RobBob, but someone has to take the mantle today. Yah, ROboB is cool, leave him alone . Why do you have to instigate things? Some may think Beckfest blows, but whats the point? Looks like we have a volunteer for tomorrow. Bite me, tool!!! (Hey, fucko, it's all in fun. Get a grip.)