Greg_W

quote: Originally posted by mikeadam: Perhaps some of you would rather see the Muslim/3rd world hordes descend on your hometown? Some of you people make me wonder why the hell I ever served to protect your overly liberalized civil liberties. If I serve again it's going to be in the Reagan Youth Gestapo, and I will be knocking down your front door. Pick a side asswipes...or move away PLEASE! Word up, Mike. Thanks for your service. Could you forward me an enrollment packet for the Reagan Youth Gestapo? Greg W

Yeah, I heard that Ed Viesturs told the rescuers that it would be suicide to attempt a rescue!! I am casting Bobcat Goldthwaite as Lambone in the HBO Special: "Trapped on Glacier Peak and still can't talk his Fiancee into a Threeway"

ChucK, your avatar looks like my toddler when she has to go to the bathroom. Minivans, suck. You would think that soccermoms would drive carefully with their precious cargo (i.e., children); they're f'ing maniacs. The only SUV's that make me laugh are the Lexus and Range Rovers with all the brush and light guards on them. What a fucking joke. Greg W Chevy Truck Driver, yeah.

As a backup to my satellite phone, I am carrying 3 carrier pigeons, a St. Bernard, white phosphorus and smoke flares.

Bronco and I are going to call in early to get a good reservation time for a helo rescue!! Also, we'll be wearing blaze orange. I want to bring my faithful teddy bear, too, but Bronco says that's overdoing it. Oh, well. I hope we make it out alive; we'll have plenty of horsecock, though. Greg W

6 out of 16, I suck. Must drink more.

Jumpin' threads, eh, homo?

quote: Originally posted by trask: you kiss your dick with that mouth? Wake up, wake up, Trask. You're daydreaming again. It's not good to verbalize your homoerotic daydreams, people might start to wonder. It's bad enough that you cut the ass cheeks out of all your pants and call your co-workers "python-boy."

Go fist yourself, fudgepacker!! Go back to watching Dr. Phil, I think they are trying to help people come to grips with the fact that their parents tried to drown them at birth. Might help ya. I hear that the doctor told your mom to drown you at birth and use the milk for butter! Pecker Pirate!!

Eat shit, nutlicker. Your only posing as a sensitive (read, "Fairy") guy to get into lawgoddess's pants. Bitchin', page top. Blow goats, Trasky!! [ 08-01-2002, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

Trask has a feeling?

What I don't get is why the Mayor of Index thinks that tourons are going to flock to the area once it is designated a "Wilderness." If people aren't flooding there to see the "pristine" alpine setting now, why would they after the designation? F'ing politicians. F'ing Sierra Club

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: after climbing at marrymore, jon and i love to talk a walk up tiger mtn, mountaineers route, and share a bottle of white zin while the sun sets Fags!

quote: Originally posted by sk: I think that comment was not verry apropriate Uh oh, someone's eating at McDonald's and sleeping on the couch tonight!!!

I choose to be excited! Stock in Polaroid is about to go up!!

quote: Originally posted by jimmyleg66: Golly, I just wanted to say hello. Sniff, sniff, sob. Trask, I had shit for dinner last night, so I'm all full up, in the meantime, lick my shorn scroat. Now you're catchin' on, junior.

Here ya go, Erik. Deciper mine, and make one of your own!!! I am sure they get more colorful with the application of alcohol. WOMEN'S ADS 40-ish...................... 49 Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends Athletic.................... No tits Average looking............. Has a face like a basset hound Beautiful................... Pathological liar Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy Educated.................... Banged her Political Science professor Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated Free spirit................. Junkie Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut Fun......................... Annoying Gentle...................... Comatose Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic New-Age..................... All body hair, all the time Old-fashioned............Lights out,missionary position only, no BJs Open-minded................. Desperate Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic Professional................ Certified Bitch Redhead..................... Bad dye-job Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light Social.......... Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker Widow....................... Drove first husband to shoot himself Young at heart.............. Old bat

Trask, put it back up: Wouldn't it be a fun contest to write personals for the chics that post here? Like Allison's: "Beautiful, Romantic, Fun, Professional, Educated female looking for a man who believes in the Feminist Cause like I do." [ 07-31-2002, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

Silly boy, Canada's not even a real country. Now shut up and go wash Jon's car or you'll be a 'Lurker' forever.

quote: Originally posted by trask: stiffle it, PeeWee ...you're rather annoying today Better take your Lithium, then.

quote: Originally posted by trask: Jon, can I be "Uncle Pervie Spray Lord" ?? I thought the terms of your parole prevented you from using that name.

It's not nice to take advantage of wheelchair-bound octagenarians, bro.

quote: Originally posted by trask: you're just fookin' jealous cause i'm better looking than you. <--smell this wanker Just because you shave your ass and walk on your hands backwards doesn't mean you aren't one ugly-ass looking wookie. Lick it, it's definitely better than the breath you're sportin' now. Greg W

Take up bouldering, or sport climb 5.4. Or, be Trask. Only thing threatening that homeboy is carpal tunnel from typing all his bullshit spray! [ 07-31-2002, 02:55 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

quote: Originally posted by allison: OK, Ray just made me laugh out loud, for the record. Even more shocking is the news that you have a sense of humor, Allison.